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fortmacguy's Recent Statuses
Mon, 3-Feb-14 9:51 PM (10 years ago)
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hard and horny and no one to play with....
hate it when that happens
(10 years ago)
I always have 2 other friends to play with... it's just me, myself and I against the world.... so the world better look out
(10 years ago)
ikr. lol happens to offten
(10 years ago)
the twin sisters lefty and righty
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Feb-14 8:39 AM (10 years ago)
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.... chatted... uploaded..... drank face off .... i think its time to roll this chair to bed. good night sexies
goodnight, mac! xo and it's lights out for me too.. for all the good it will do smile
(10 years ago)
agreed
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Feb-14 8:30 AM (10 years ago)
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that moment when all the rum strikes at once....
steel ... hence the rolly chair that can make it to the bedroom
(10 years ago)
lol yep wot... im there ... last one was more rum then anything else
(10 years ago)
good idea, fort... cheers!
(10 years ago)
Now finding the nearest palm tree sweet dreams all
(10 years ago)
you have palm trees in OZ?
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Feb-14 8:28 AM (10 years ago)
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did i mention im an asshole by nature dont take it personally
Sat, 1-Feb-14 8:22 AM (10 years ago)
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That moment when you wonder what in the world your going to do with 200 ft of silk rope
kricket exactly my thoughts.. i have one side down.... i got the rope on sale for 30 bucks lol
(10 years ago)
my post raised the possibility that you were thinking (subconsciously) of the Golden Gate Bridge smile
(10 years ago)
does said bridge involve a female strung from the swing mount in the roof?
(10 years ago)
no...not exactly
(10 years ago)
lol well then 200 ft might not be enough
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Feb-14 8:10 AM (10 years ago)
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attempting to remember how to upload lol
now that you mention it, no; it could have been whether the Walrus was Paul.... confused
(10 years ago)
or was the rabbit peter? and is the meaning of life really 42?
(10 years ago)
i think that i made uploads happen
(10 years ago)
now you know hom amny holes it takes to fill Albert Hall
(10 years ago)
how many* dammit
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Feb-14 8:00 AM (10 years ago)
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That moment when you wonder what in the world your going to do with 200 ft of silk rope
any thoughts of the Golden Gate Bridge?
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Feb-14 7:45 AM (10 years ago)
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ok having 4 phones for work that all go off at the same time is getting old fast
merge them into a single conference call; call it globalization
(10 years ago)
and if they all go off at the same time then call it an phone sex orgy!
(10 years ago)
lol where i work , i have to carry one on each carrier because service is spotty
(10 years ago)
better still....use the Matrix
(10 years ago)
when im at home.... it gets old fast . Whistle Whistle Whistle DING
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Feb-14 7:30 AM (10 years ago)
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anyone else have the bad habit of shopping on line just cause there is a sale , get awesome stuff and still unsure if it will ever get used....
Sat, 1-Feb-14 7:17 AM (10 years ago)
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I just lost the pointer on my screen..... .... thats a first
Sat, 1-Feb-14 7:10 AM (10 years ago)
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Omg ...... Why am i not tired
Why am I tired and not asleep?
(10 years ago)
Because........ there are better things to do?
(10 years ago)
No, not really. lol
(10 years ago)
lol if that wasnt the case you wouldnt be replying
(10 years ago)
mind you all i can taste in my sippy cup is rum......
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Feb-14 6:54 AM (10 years ago)
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That moment when you pour the rum in thinking its mix.... Oh well cant let it go to waste
bottoms up, sir
(10 years ago)
Nope, you can't!
(10 years ago)
Why is the rum always gone , Things you will never hear in this house
(10 years ago)
Sat, 1-Feb-14 6:37 AM (10 years ago)
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Friday night , Rum and Coke, And bored.... lol
Fri, 13-Jan-12 6:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Bored... And in the truck
you need a gal that likes trucks lolz
(12 years ago)
Sun, 7-Nov-10 2:37 PM (13 years ago)
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All bothered and no one to play with
Mon, 30-Aug-10 8:56 PM (13 years ago)
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is bored as fuck.... what to do.....
Mon, 26-Jul-10 12:31 AM (13 years ago)
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anyone wanna play for a bit this afternoon , i have a raging hard on shame to let it go to waste
Sun, 11-Jul-10 5:54 AM (13 years ago)
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whos up for some dirty chat?
Sun, 11-Jul-10 1:07 AM (13 years ago)
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Any Ladies up for some fun chat?
Sun, 11-Jul-10 12:21 AM (13 years ago)
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wishes he could find some one to take pictures of smile
Thu, 1-Jul-10 8:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Happy Canada Day Whats going on
Sun, 27-Jun-10 12:42 AM (13 years ago)
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home , bored , hard and no sexy lady to please for hours tonight sad sadness
Sat, 26-Jun-10 2:44 AM (13 years ago)
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home hard and bored..... deadly mix
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Fri, 25-Jun-10 4:15 AM (13 years ago)
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kinda dissapointed with new toys.....
Go for not so obvious stuff like the wife and I. Just make sure it's strong for safety
(13 years ago)
Fri, 25-Jun-10 3:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Need Some where to deposit this load suggestions
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My tits
(13 years ago)
bring them on over and ya got a deal , anywhere else you please
(13 years ago)
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