phoenixatx's Recent Statuses
Sat, 7-Apr-18 11:16 PM
(6 years ago)
I think pick up lines are best delivered in a polyester leisure suit and a felt hat, white patent leather shoes, and a big ol feather stuck on the front
Sat, 7-Apr-18 10:52 PM
(6 years ago)
Its still freezing outside, totally not fair, tomorrow morning ride is gonna be chilly
Sun, 6-Apr-14 1:24 PM
(10 years ago)
Been a long time, perhaps your fetish and mine can have a fetish fetish day to fetish in
Thu, 18-Jul-13 11:31 AM
(10 years ago)
My fetish has a fetish for your fetishes fetish
Sun, 14-Jul-13 1:40 PM
(10 years ago)
Sun, 28-Apr-13 8:48 PM
(11 years ago)
Cinderella and now Peter Pan, shall we trip down memory lane?
Sun, 31-Mar-13 8:16 PM
(11 years ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-13 7:32 PM
(11 years ago)
shower and a shave, then what?
Sun, 31-Mar-13 12:15 AM
(11 years ago)
the piano's been drinking not ME
Sun, 24-Mar-13 12:50 AM
(11 years ago)
it was a dark horny stormy night...
Wed, 20-Mar-13 1:34 AM
(11 years ago)
Did someone say naked bronze Texas moose?
Mon, 11-Mar-13 12:21 AM
(11 years ago)
was it you that was photo shopping me?
Sun, 10-Mar-13 11:36 PM
(11 years ago)
bottled Texas heat, could make a killing
Sun, 10-Mar-13 11:02 PM
(11 years ago)
showered shaved and wondering where you are?
Sun, 10-Mar-13 9:10 PM
(11 years ago)
and who has an accent, i ask y'all who has an accent
Sun, 10-Mar-13 1:55 PM
(11 years ago)
oh by the way Happy Mom's day over yonder, now get the wash done and folded, and dinner on the table
Sun, 3-Mar-13 12:40 AM
(11 years ago)
thought it was your night to cook, wheres me oats woman?
Sun, 3-Mar-13 12:30 AM
(11 years ago)
say aren't you up rather late? now don't get all cranky cause you're tired
Sun, 3-Mar-13 12:23 AM
(11 years ago)
wats sup a way over yonder there?
Mon, 11-Feb-13 11:50 AM
(11 years ago)
how does one hoover? is that like hovering?
Sun, 10-Feb-13 7:51 PM
(11 years ago)
say did you see any butterflies, if so i've got the perfect net for catching them
Sun, 10-Feb-13 4:27 PM
(11 years ago)
soups ready, the girls ready? oh and you can keep your hat on
Sun, 3-Feb-13 1:54 PM
(11 years ago)
and by all means roll over and show your ass
Sun, 3-Feb-13 1:53 PM
(11 years ago)
ready to be a good girl, you can leave you hat on though
Sun, 3-Feb-13 1:41 PM
(11 years ago)
you need a wide chair and those sexy boots on then we can begin
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