)helmetinthebush's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 15-Aug-17 1:37 PM (6 years ago)
Trip around the UK planned for early October.. but where to? Hmm....
Tue, 7-Feb-17 10:43 AM (7 years ago)
Haven't been on here in a while so I may be way out of the loop.. but is something up with the chat room? :/
Wed, 7-Sep-16 6:44 PM (7 years ago)
Completely accidentally posted a username from another site in a public chat message instead of private message.. balls! Anyone know how long these bans are usually for?! :/
Feel like one of the cool kids on the naughty step though to be honest...
(7 years ago)
Ehhhh, you're not one of the cool kids until you get a lifetime ban from NN and your username is a banned word.
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 2-Feb-16 5:04 PM (8 years ago)
My old mother used to say, "Always give your food a rinse before you eat it." Lovely woman. Terrible sandwiches...
nonetheless hitb is best nn dude name i've seen in awhile
(8 years ago)
Sun, 24-Jan-16 5:00 PM (8 years ago)
Seems someone got their knickers in a twist over a harmless joke I put up and had it taken down. Saps 
Diluscious likes this
Tue, 29-Dec-15 1:13 PM (8 years ago)
Awkward moment when you're on cam with someone, having a good time, about to cum.. then they fuck off and leave you with a pair of blue blue balls and precum on the tip..
Wed, 4-Nov-15 6:59 PM (8 years ago)
There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a dick like mine. Camera man, light and sound technician, make up artist, production manager...
tigersteaks likes this
Thu, 15-Oct-15 6:56 PM (8 years ago)
First time on this site in about a year :O *goes exploring*
Mon, 30-Mar-15 6:08 PM (9 years ago)
Camped up in bed for the evening with a swollen knee.. completely bored silly but a perfect excuse to spend the evening having a cheeky little perv around 
Mon, 15-Dec-14 10:56 AM (9 years ago)
I'm still having sex despite being behind bars. Just have to be careful the zookeeper doesn't catch me...
Fri, 21-Nov-14 9:49 PM (9 years ago)
I've just invented a perfume made from holy water. Eau My God...
Tue, 8-Jul-14 10:33 PM (9 years ago)
Blast from the past, this site.. haven't had a good 'ol perv around in a while so, don't mind if I do...
Thu, 27-Feb-14 12:03 AM (10 years ago)
Empty house, a beer, a wank and a sleep. Simple pleasures..
Thu, 13-Feb-14 9:18 PM (10 years ago)
Been on this site on and off since this morning.. and to be blunt, it's time to have a good wank!
Thu, 13-Feb-14 1:23 PM (10 years ago)
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay €200 to have a lentil on my face...
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Tue, 11-Feb-14 4:45 PM (10 years ago)
googley-eyed from working on the laptop all day.. someone kick my arse outta here, I cannot get my eyes off this site and its smashing members/pics..
Tue, 11-Feb-14 1:48 PM (10 years ago)
Just got up to get me some coffee, look out the window and the snow is pissing it down... :/
Sat, 25-Jan-14 1:18 PM (10 years ago)
Profile has gone from about 60/70 views so over 1000 in a couple of days.. I think the site is a bit fucked
Fri, 17-Jan-14 10:14 AM (10 years ago)
Maximum amount of friends reached as a non-premium member.. SEVEN?! :/
Sun, 12-Jan-14 1:13 PM (10 years ago)
A rare Sunday off.. lie-in and a raging horn that needs getting rid of..