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Love Missile's Recent Statuses
Fri, 25-Dec-15 4:15 PM (8 years ago)
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I just got a peek at Santa's naughty list... Almost everyone here on NN is on it!
Thu, 24-Dec-15 10:31 PM (8 years ago)
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Definitely on the "Naughty" list... Three times so far today!
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Make that four times now!
(8 years ago)
Oh wow Love!! lol tongue
(8 years ago)
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Merry Christmas Sweetie!! Hope Santa will overlook your naughtiness today tongue
(8 years ago)
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Thanks Diluscious! Love the Yoda wreath!
(8 years ago)
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Thanks you Love!! Thought it fit right in for this year lol!
(8 years ago)
Sat, 28-Nov-15 6:42 AM (8 years ago)
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Oh, Hell YES! Separation is now official
Wed, 16-Sep-15 6:18 AM (8 years ago)
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I'm everything to everybody... Top, bottom, dom, sub... Rolling with the waves!
Wed, 16-Sep-15 5:53 AM (8 years ago)
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on cam... so close to cuming!
Sun, 2-Aug-15 3:26 PM (8 years ago)
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If you could ask another couple to do anything in photos for you, what would it be?
batman_69 likes this
Photograph their PIN number and bank details
(8 years ago)
Pose as the Blues Brothers.
(8 years ago)
Some good shots of ass fucking where the lady is flat on her stomach or has a pillow under it. Even better if she's looking back toward the camera!
(8 years ago)
cocksucking shots from below (man standing, woman kneeling, camera on floor pointing up). Also woman sucking cock while on her back masturbating, or from the front while 69'ing
(8 years ago)
Thu, 16-Jul-15 2:54 AM (8 years ago)
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Am I the only one who finds the motion of jogger's pony tails extremely erotic?
will never put my hair in a pony tail again when i jog
(8 years ago)
I just cut all of my hair off, so that leave me out
(8 years ago)
Mon, 6-Jul-15 3:10 AM (8 years ago)
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We split the 17" double headed dildo between us! She loved riding my ass hard and I came like a fountain!
badsansspouse likes this
Sat, 27-Jun-15 3:04 PM (8 years ago)
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She loved getting anal... And returned the favor by pegging me! Win-win!
Hello LM smile smile xxoo...........smile smile.........hug abd kotc
(8 years ago)
Wed, 17-Jun-15 2:32 AM (8 years ago)
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Just deep throated 8" of sausage! Who's next?
congrats my friend. sounds like fun!
(8 years ago)
It was! Got me hard as a rock! Love to try yours!
(8 years ago)
Sat, 16-Nov-13 6:37 PM (10 years ago)
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So horny! Really in the mood to do a DP with a couple today!
rhinostool likes this
Me too. My pussy is really wet.
(10 years ago)
Mon, 28-Oct-13 2:13 AM (10 years ago)
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Looking for a San Diego hook up Friday 11/1. Men, women, TS, couples?
freekforpussy likes this
Sat, 26-Oct-13 3:27 PM (10 years ago)
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You are someone's reason to masturbate!
GottaBeMe likes this
oh thank you!
(10 years ago)
Fri, 25-Oct-13 11:47 PM (10 years ago)
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Does anyone know where I can go to get some black caulk in this town?
Lowes!
(10 years ago)
lol ib
(10 years ago)
Glad ib caught the spelling on this one... One of my all time favorite SNL skits...
(10 years ago)
Wed, 9-Oct-13 2:46 AM (10 years ago)
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So, a guy walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 4 foot salami under the other...
Sat, 28-Sep-13 2:20 AM (10 years ago)
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What's a guy gotta do to get a beer and a blow job around here?
Win the lottery! tongue
(10 years ago)
I'd probably get more than just a bj then! But my luck isn't that good!
(10 years ago)
Tue, 24-Sep-13 1:03 PM (10 years ago)
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Mmmm... Love the feel of having my balls freshly shaved!
freekforpussy likes this
Yes plz! Slapping off my ass!
(10 years ago)
like serving with new balls?
(10 years ago)
Mon, 23-Sep-13 12:34 PM (10 years ago)
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Who wants me to make them honk like a Tusken Raider?
Honk as in make the loud, screaming cry that they make... Preferably because you are losing your mind from pleasure!
(10 years ago)
most just say : OH GOD I'M CUMMING!!
(10 years ago)
Just following along with Callydarling's Star Wars references...
(10 years ago)
JESUS IM CUMMING
(10 years ago)
lol, it means "to smell like " here lmao
(10 years ago)
Mon, 23-Sep-13 3:39 AM (10 years ago)
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Taking a break from work I brought home over the weekend... Yuck!
Sat, 14-Sep-13 8:43 PM (10 years ago)
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I went to the Iron Maiden, Megadeth and Anthrx concert last night... Damn I love slutty heavy metal chicks!
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Sun, 8-Sep-13 10:40 PM (10 years ago)
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I've already gotten myself off 3 times today and my cock is hard again... Why won't it just let me get on with my day?
Jeez, man! Get a grip on yerself!
(10 years ago)
sounds like you need something to do with your love missile!
(10 years ago)
sounds like you need to turn off the computer?
(10 years ago)
lol free
(10 years ago)
Already got a grip on myself... That seems to be the problem... Thanks to the chat rom #4 is in the history books...
(10 years ago)
Sun, 8-Sep-13 5:38 PM (10 years ago)
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Back from a run, glistening with sweat... Love it! Saw so many sexy couples out enjoying the sun too... Mentally fucked all of them!
Fri, 6-Sep-13 10:44 PM (10 years ago)
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Just can't stay away from NN!
Sun, 16-Jun-13 1:02 PM (10 years ago)
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Gonna be taking a break from NN... See you around...
freekforpussy likes this
righto
(10 years ago)
Thu, 6-Jun-13 1:49 AM (10 years ago)
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Forgive me NN... It's been nearly 2 months since my last status update. I'm ready for my penance!
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