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| Thursday, February 15, 2024, 7:56:36 PM- Kitchen experiment | ||
I've created a new soup dish. I combined alphabet soup and laxative. I call it: Letter Rip. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 14, 2024, 7:43:13 PM- HAPPY VD! | ||
I hope your day is filled with love, romance, plenty of sex and may all your fantasies come true... even if they don't include me.  | ||
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| Tuesday, February 13, 2024, 7:21:21 PM- TIME IS RUNNING OUT! | ||||
Wednesday is Valentines day. So if you're in love with me, now would be a good time to let me know.  | ||||
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| Monday, February 12, 2024, 8:47:34 PM- Congrats | ||
The Kansas City Chiefs are now officially a dynasty, having won 3 championships in the last 5 years. Now people will want to see you fail. 'Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown'. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, February 11, 2024, 8:18:21 PM- Sarcasm | ||
I am SO looking forward to Monday, so I can scroll through all of the comments from people on Facebook who treat Facebook like it's X (Twitter). ~ | ||
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| Saturday, February 10, 2024, 6:27:43 PM- Another reason why I'm divorced | ||
The wife once asked me, for a birthday present, to get her something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds. I bought her a new bathroom scale. We didn't speak for a week. ~ | ||
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| Friday, February 9, 2024, 8:04:13 PM- The wedding band... | ||
... world's smallest handcuff. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, February 8, 2024, 8:06:47 PM- Cruel! | ||
High to day of 60 degrees, tomorrow 63. Then by Monday, 38. Nature sure can tease us, eh? ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, February 7, 2024, 8:18:12 PM- You know you're getting old... | ||
... when all of your doctors have retired. ~ | ||
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| Monday, February 5, 2024, 7:26:16 PM- Just a couple, for now | ||
1. THE BEST EVER! No, one of your favorites. There can never be a 'best ever'. 2. MUST SEE! You just want me to see it (whatever) to make me think you're brilliant for suggesting it. ~ | ||
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