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Monday, February 19, 2024, 9:47:16 PM- Faster, faster!
I just read where you can gauge your health by your walking gait.

The slower you walk, the more apt you are to sickness.

I have always walked at a quicker gait -

mainly because I didn't have a car and had to walk everywhere.

Especially in the winter.

Doesn't make me healthier...

I just don't like to dawdle, that's all.

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Sunday, February 18, 2024, 6:06:33 PM- History
It is said that history is written by the winners.

What do the losers write?

Best sellers.

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Saturday, February 17, 2024, 7:03:41 PM- Perspective
We had a snow prediction Friday of 2 to 3 inches,

so of course we had over 5.

While I was clearing said snow from my car I had a thought -

I wasn't happy getting 5 inches, but if I were a woman who thought she was getting 2 to 3 inches and received over 5 inches,

wouldn't that make me happy?

wink
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Friday, February 16, 2024, 7:29:48 PM- Brouhaha
People are getting excited over the upcoming Total Eclipse of the sun in April.

Viewing parties are being organized, special glasses and tee shirts are being sold.

A big to do over up to 4 minutes of near darkness in the afternoon.

I do hope that people will not stare with unprotected eyes, because it can cause damage to your eyes.

When the day arrives, I will look out my window,

and when it gets to be near dark I will go outside for a quick peek,

thereby being able to say I saw it.

To me, it's just another instance of making a big deal out of nothing.

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Thursday, February 15, 2024, 7:56:36 PM- Kitchen experiment
I've created a new soup dish.

I combined alphabet soup and laxative.

I call it:

Letter Rip.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2024, 7:43:13 PM- HAPPY VD!
I hope your day is filled with love, romance, plenty of sex and may all your fantasies come true...

even if they don't include me.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2024, 7:21:21 PM- TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
Wednesday is Valentines day.

So if you're in love with me,

now would be a good time to let me know.

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Monday, February 12, 2024, 8:47:34 PM- Congrats
The Kansas City Chiefs are now officially a dynasty, having won 3 championships in the last 5 years.

Now people will want to see you fail.

'Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown'.

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Sunday, February 11, 2024, 8:18:21 PM- Sarcasm
I am SO looking forward to Monday,

so I can scroll through all of the comments from people on Facebook

who treat Facebook like it's X (Twitter).

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Saturday, February 10, 2024, 6:27:43 PM- Another reason why I'm divorced
The wife once asked me, for a birthday present, to get her something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds.

I bought her a new bathroom scale.

We didn't speak for a week.

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