Sasha, aka Fish. He tries to catch the cartoon fish at the bottom of the kiddie pool....


Sebastian....my stray that just moved in. When I moved the old sofa outside to get the new one in the living room, he claimed the old one....so there is now a sofa on my porch...


Moose, my escape artist. I've tried...no kennel will hold him. This pic is a miracle....he usually won't sit still for the camera.


Josey, aka JuJu. She'll bark at anything...until it gets close enough, then she licks it.


PJ, the "cute" puppy.....hehehe, he fooled everyone....he's a hellion!


Linus...my finicky pit. If you hand him a dog biscuit, make sure it's green....

My two lab sisters (Lunna and Natascha) will not sit still for a decent photo. I need a camera with a faster shutter....

I'll start this entry with the house hounds....


Simon, now 8 months old and 55 lbs!


Allerah, 8 months, 56 lbs!



Happy Storm. Yes, my pittie sleeps under the blanket.


Doggy yin and yang


Rayven


Sissy


Duke at naptime


Rayven, Duke and Storm, aka The three Stooges


Terra, the grumpy red-nose pocket pittie


Duke and Rayven. Just for perspective, Rayven is a full grown 58 lb. pit bull...and Duke, at 75 lbs. makes her look tiny!


Storm looking perplexed. This was taken right after Lowes delivered the new refrigerator. Storm hates icemakers....don't ask...


Too funny not to post.....upside down Duke!

I know, it's a day cab...but wouldn't it be fun to drive? )

So Barack Obama and Joe Biden are talking one day and Barack says ... "You know Joe, me and Michelle have not had good sex in such a long time ... I wonder what I could do to fix this problem"

Biden responds, "Well you know Barack me and Jill used to have the same problem till we saw a marriage counselor who told us that maybe finding a consenting couple that we know well and swapping partners would be a sure way to get some fire back in the bedroom."

"What a good idea," said Barack, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Do you think our wives would go for it?"

"I think so," said Joe with a mischievous look on his face.

So they swapped partners for one night of unbridled passion, no punches pulled-anything-goes type of sex. Next morning Barack says to Joe, "So how do you think it went for Michelle and Jill?"

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

Had to steal this from a friend on Facebook....

Finally got my new 'fridge....I can go grocery shopping again!



Duke had to wander by and get his noggin in the photo...lol

My refrigerator has died, one of the headlights on the truck blew out and I gotta go in at 5 AM tomorrow.....grrrrrrrrr