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Fri, 22-Jan-21 9:20 AM (3 years ago)
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God knows I've tried, but I just can't fit any more in, sorry......
cath, dont worry bout fitting in, I dont , you fit in here more than others do smile
(3 years ago)
flit, thank you so much but the status has a completely different meaning...... and now i see the possible double meaning... silly me wink
(3 years ago)
flitterbee and Agent_K like this
I saw the other meaning after i sent that so all good, smile
(3 years ago)
cath68 likes this
Cath you definitely fit in here just saying everyone can be different ....smile
(3 years ago)
Mojo, thank you also but thats not what I meant, trust me, the first 'risqué' status i make for ages and II muck it up, lol....
(3 years ago)
prolly thinking too much about how to fit more in?wink
(3 years ago)
We all do that Cath that's what makes it real smile your all good hun 😘
(3 years ago)
cath68 likes this
oh a third meaning cath...oops lol wink
(3 years ago)
cath68 likes this
When Bella said lock the doors and she is a real sweet heart ...and I said there might be more people that might pop in ..Cath was one off the first people I was thinking off 👍
(3 years ago)
cath68 and 001Bella like this
I dunno,, give it a little lick and use a bit more lube,, i think it will all go
(3 years ago)
cath68 likes this
Pandacple - thx for the tip but its an upstairs issue rather than downstairs, my total inability to copy Linda Lovelace.... one for the teens there.. lol
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein and Agent_K like this
Please do open the door to Cath @ Mojo! smile
(3 years ago)
cath68 and mojo75nz like this
My door is always open for you two @ Bella Cath smile and there's a few more
(3 years ago)
cath68 and 001Bella like this
How big is this room Mojo? wink
(3 years ago)
mojo75nz likes this
hmm wha if i fold it in half while its floppy and you just,, open your mouth wider???? I will take no resposibility,, for when i get hard and it flicks into your throat though,,,,
(3 years ago)
cath68 likes this
least you would get it all in for a few seconds
(3 years ago)
cath68 likes this
Big enough to cater for everyone ....ooh did you mean the bedroom it's. this way >>>
(3 years ago)
cath68 and 001Bella like this
I can't fit in my jeans anymore. No it isn't that I put on weight with lockdown & eat too much pizza! sneaky The washing machine shrunk them to get back at me.
(3 years ago)
cath68, mojo75nz and Mr_Vein like this
I've been taking my laundry to the laundrette. 😜
(3 years ago)
Hoping to bump into the guy from the Levi's advert? wink
(3 years ago)
mojo75nz, 001Bella and Agent_K like this
I'll hump the Levi's guy! 😋
(3 years ago)
cath68 likes this
Lol reminds me off a photo I done years ago I still think I have the jeans smile
(3 years ago)
Did you jeans shrink too?
(3 years ago)
No I don't think so until I try them on ....butt if I remember correctly I think the moth balls might have eaten the crotch out off them
(3 years ago)
001Bella and cath68 like this
LOL
(3 years ago)
Deep breaths, Cath wink
(3 years ago)
So you can’t get into your jeans anymore
(3 years ago)