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Sun, 5-Jan-20 9:02 PM (4 years ago)
Monday morning... sleepily I wake... one hand fingering my wet pussy, the other rubbing my clit and super sensative labia... as i roll over and grind my hands, i cum and hit the snooze button again..
Is someone trying to steal my Hallmark gig?
(4 years ago)
You were fired for being heely crap at it
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The crap came after you pressed to hard with your heels
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There was no proof that i was even there...move on..
(4 years ago)
I know of this person named terrid, who always would colour her hair red. She was very funny, and spent lots of money. Kept all her treasure well buried. 
(4 years ago)
There was a guy called emu...who everyone knew...he liked to joke and laugh at folk and his joke book grew and grew
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Say it HC,you are among friends...unless the joke is too personal of course then it gets awkward...oh just say it
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I prefer to leave ya in suspense.....or suspended....with handcuffs....
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SEB wasn't there! She was crocheting.
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She was doing what to her crotch?!?!
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See..Dana knows me very well
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SexyEnglishBabe: "*steals Emu's joke book" - Screen grabbed and filed.
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That is right, SEB was no where near the other status. She ducked into the cathedral for prayer. 
(4 years ago)
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Well, she might have used the preacher bench, but I don't think it was for praying.....
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Wow how do you know so much about me,dana...it's scary
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*stares to the sky, waiting for lightening to strike*
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You watching The Wonderful World of Chocolate?
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Damn, a double team....and not the kind I like either....lol!
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"Snickers. The world's best-selling candy bar."
(4 years ago)
SEB doesn't care wherever or whenever chocolate is mentioned.
(4 years ago)
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He about a chocolate colored Johnson SEB? Lol!
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