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Sat, 19-Oct-19 8:11 PM (4 years ago)
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Good morning sweet wankers
I say! How presumptuous!
(4 years ago)
Now now you know you resemble that remark sweet sir
(4 years ago)
Good evening miss Molly. Here it is evening.
(4 years ago)
6am and I feel strangely perky.
(4 years ago)
avaitor757 likes this
One lump or two?
(4 years ago)
None thanks raff
(4 years ago)
You're no fun any more wink
(4 years ago)
I’m sweet enough-said every dad that ever came to my coffee counter
(4 years ago)
rhinostool and Rene_Pogel like this
the old ones are the best ones still, wink
(4 years ago)
Goodmorning Miss is this naked suday today haha
(4 years ago)
rhinostool likes this
10.20 pm here and completely dark outside.
(4 years ago)
Are you on the menu was the worst said with a dad joke shit eating grin ...it’s not even funny the best you can do is a half laugh though clenched teeth
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
The day is young pussie
(4 years ago)
pussiewanted69 likes this
lol,,so the customer is never right?
(4 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Do you have a mirror in your panties, cos I can see myself in them....(gets coat)
(4 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
The. Ustomer was always right up until they walk away satisfied after that They were usually *coughprickcough*
(4 years ago)
maraff likes this
Hahah I joke I joke I’m a sucker for guys that try with a smile
(4 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
But remember a lady never spits out wink
(4 years ago)
I’ve never claimed lady status raff I have the parts that’s where the lady ends
(4 years ago)
two out of three ain't bad then
(4 years ago)
blink
(4 years ago)
Good morning molly smile
(4 years ago)
Morning flitty
(4 years ago)
How’s things this fine Sunday morning?
(4 years ago)
Heya, hope you’re making the most of your day
(4 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Quiet peaceful fresh ....wtf is going on I feel fantastic this morning
(4 years ago)
Dunno, why are you? I know I’m happy this morning smile
(4 years ago)
morning miss_molly
(4 years ago)
Good morning tardis how is your Timezone
(4 years ago)
Love wanking smile
(4 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
Same Johnny
(4 years ago)
Preferably not myself
(4 years ago)
I've been known to use honey tongue
(4 years ago)
Nick ! Time you showed up again tongue
(4 years ago)
Honey? Did it work
(4 years ago)
For real did you use honey
(4 years ago)
Rise n shine
(4 years ago)
Posh wankers use Manuka honey..just saying...
(4 years ago)
Ello sweetness
(4 years ago)
Lippy heart
(4 years ago)
Also we call them chips here crisps dosnt really come out right with an Australian accent
(4 years ago)
It comes out like crispeses
(4 years ago)
Chuck us the crisps there
(4 years ago)
Chips are french fries, crisps are just what it says on the tin...
(4 years ago)
Dosnt work I’ve been pondering this for some time
(4 years ago)
You just need to learn Engrish, and not mangle it; p
(4 years ago)
Everything is chips here -hot chips corn chips potato chips packet of chips wood chips poker chips it’s all chips
(4 years ago)
When asked a question on tv, why do Aussie sportsmen answer with yes, no and look...before answering the damn question? : P
(4 years ago)
Yeah naa I’m not sure just how we talk
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 and Rene_Pogel like this
And NZ people say aye after everything...: P
(4 years ago)
If the answer is no you say yeaaaahh naaa if the answer is yes you say ooorrr nnaaa yeah
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Makes perfect sense....0-o
(4 years ago)
It’s very simple don’t ya reckon
(4 years ago)
Look, yes, no.but...whattya ask cobba?
(4 years ago)
Aye
(4 years ago)
And always make everything a question by saying don’t ya reckon after most statements
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Nice day don’t ya reckon
(4 years ago)
And...make the end of the sentence go up an octave at the end
(4 years ago)
Good evening sweet Molly xx
(4 years ago)
miss_molly likes this
And over enunciate the A’s eg. car is cAAr
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Morning sweet Damian :kiss:
(4 years ago)
Justmedamian likes this
:*
(4 years ago)
GD my emoji game is off
(4 years ago)
I got the kiss xx no need for emoji’s xx kisses to you too xx
(4 years ago)
I can't take that to much to heart as I do have aw nice wanki every so often but not for a week or two right now so I'd stand back next time I have a play
(4 years ago)
< hasn’t wanked in over 3 years
(4 years ago)
For real damian
(4 years ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Coz ya. All think your yanks
(4 years ago)
<< not a yank and never will think im one either
(4 years ago)
Yeah for real Molly xx
(4 years ago)
morning
(4 years ago)
damian, im shocked too ohmy smile
(4 years ago)
Aloha from the great Island of Maui Molly. Only mid afternoon Saturday here.
(4 years ago)
Sorry i wasnt around earlier. Bu the chips didnt have salt n. Vin on,so i went back chppy
(4 years ago)
I mean chips
(4 years ago)
Notofwecking crisp.
(4 years ago)
I wonder if lippy learned how to speak yet
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this