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	MarkandLacey

Fri, 19-Dec-14 4:41 PM (9 years ago)

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Dear Lacey, I want a MFFFFFFFF for Christmas. (I only need the FFFFFFF part.) Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho...Ho.

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	MarkandLacey

I Gotta say, I can barely keep up with my one nymphomaniac F.

(9 years ago)

	Mr.FX

(9 years ago)

	GottaBeMe

As I suspected!

(9 years ago)

	flitterbee

thanks ... gone now

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

No problem at all. : )

(9 years ago)

	bushofireee

Awh.. If only you wanted a MMF - I'd book my plane tickets right now!

(9 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

You're a man of significant resources Mark .... balloons, duct tape and lipstick should see your wildest dreams come true

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Hell I ask for that every night, but in her Hole Hole Hole

(9 years ago)

	JediMasterBater

They do, Bush! It's at my house though so book your ticket here...

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

JMB can we come to that too?

(9 years ago)

	JediMasterBater

You betcha

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

Sweet *goes to book tickets to JMBs*

(9 years ago)

	VTCali

Pix or it didn't happen!!

(9 years ago)

	bushofireee

Hang on.. this doesn't sound like a MMF anymore?! More like a MMMFFFF..?! ...I'm down with this! aha

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

Things tend to escalate quickly bush

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

You got that right

(9 years ago)

	sexyeyesblondie1

This status made me smile

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

This one took a tangent.

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

Mark started it when he introduced the midget midegts

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Marks starts all kinds of shit, then he leaves.

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

How dare you bastards hijack a status? What kinda person does that?? bhahaha

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

I think we do? Did you call us bastards, Bastards?

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Agreed TNT...let's string that shit stirrer up!

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

By the balls!

(9 years ago)

	anon_a_moose69

converting that from hexadecimal to decimal you want 4294967295 partners

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

TNT, I am probably one of the biggest status jackers here....bit of a joke.

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

4294967295.00 partners

(9 years ago)

	anon_a_moose69

i dont consider you a bit of a joke... you're a full blown joke...

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

You even hi-jack your own status

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Bul just brough a tear of sadness to my eye.

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

And it was my good eye too.

(9 years ago)

	curiousAdam

Greedy bastard, if you were evil you'd be a mod

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Ya can't forget the "highly-paid" part, GunSmote.

(9 years ago)

	anon_a_moose69

just trying to get the tear glands flowing to get all that gunk out of your one good eye...

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Are you talking of your the brown eyed winker

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

That wasn't a tear dude

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

I think that's called a poo dot...

(9 years ago)

	curiousAdam

fart box

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

As long as it not a stocking suffer

(9 years ago)

	voyeur6569

Dear Lacey...you would be enough for me...

hugs Lacey

(9 years ago)

	OLDKellybean1983

^smooth!

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Damn Voy! Well played, sir. : )

(9 years ago)

	DubbleStrubble

I bet Chuck would like this status!

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Mark hi-jacked his status about 25 fucking times. I got dizzy

(9 years ago)

	voyeur6569

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

That's a lot of F's, Mark. Sure you can have that for Christmas.... In your dreams, Baby.

Lacey

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Thank you, Voy!!! So sweet of you. Hugs and kisses to you.

Lacey

(9 years ago)

	sexyeyesblondie1

Hi Lacey

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

I don't dream about Fsssssss....I dream about midget. Mmmm, midgets.

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Hmmm. That explains why Mark always wants me on my knees. ; ) Lacey

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

I literally LOL'd at that Lacey

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

I love it when you're on your knees and you look up at me and whisper..."Da plane, boss...da plane" as you point at my penis. Mmmmm...good times.

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Hi, Sexy!!

Lacey

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

*looks around in bewilderment* Yew talkin to me?

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

No, Boss.. I was talking to SexyEyes.

Lacey

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Ohhh, SEB does have better eyes than I do...and better breasts and vagina too. ; )

(9 years ago)

	sexyeyesblondie1

Lol you two are crackers

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Well, we are pretty white...almost albino. (Cracker is American slang for a white/caucasian person)

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Hello fuckers, I am back

(9 years ago)

	sexyeyesblondie1

I remembered that as I wrote it sorry

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

See now I was thinking animal crackers with the animal print bra and panties Lacey wears

(9 years ago)

	mrsUnderDog59

I said this morning to keep it crazy and fun. Glad to see you guys know how to do that lol

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

That is funny about the cracker. I used to order grilled cheese everyday for lunch. white with american cheese. The cook new what I wanted and When I was about to order

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

She said, "American white bread"?

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

I asked her what did you call me?

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

Picturing the Blues Brothers in the soul food diner

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

mrsUD, this whole status has been crazy

(9 years ago)

	zencoach

Very nicely done!!! Can I be the camera man?

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Where the hell is Mark/ Oops, he is on his shit break. That's going to take a while

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Order up for a whole fried chicken and 2 pieces of dry, white toast.....

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Are you providing lunch for us?

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

I want 4 fried chickens and a Coke

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Sorry, I can't join. You are going to tell me to eat shit

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

That sounds more like it, Coch. Great movie.

(9 years ago)

	sexyeyesblondie1

Toast for me please.

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

You want butter or jam on that toast honey?

(9 years ago)

	Raven2005

Good Afternoon

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

How about a toast on me, Just put it on my penis

(9 years ago)

	sexyeyesblondie1

Raspberry jam

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Hey Mark and Lacey, I had a mistletoe belt buckle made. You guy want to get under it and kiss?

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Eww....I can't kiss Lacey. I, um, know where her mouth has been.

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Oh admit it, Mark.. that's when you love to kiss me the most. ; ) Lacey

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

So how bout it, The belt buckle

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Eww...just threw up in my mouth a bit. (Not from your comment, TNT, I just saw Lacey's)

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Lacey's what? tel me, please tell, c'mon tell me

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

I'm waiting

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

HELLOOO, I am still waiting, Tell me, Lacey's what?

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Well, I don't mean to brag, but I did see Lacey naked once.

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

I did too, I have pictures, well I don't but I saw them

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

You better watch it dude, those picture are going around this site

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Ewww...people post naked pics on the internet? What freakin pervs!

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Huh? What the fuck is wrong with people now a days, nasty fucker. Posting naked pictures. They must have not been brought up right

(9 years ago)

	tntbrat

Hey Mark can you suck my left nipple and Lacey can suck my right nipple and I will hug your head as I am wearing a diaper and sun glasses

(9 years ago)

	nobozos

Just to clarify... do you want the7 additional "F"s to be Ho's?

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Well, I just want the F's to say "ho." It makes their mouths into a nice round shape...

(9 years ago)

	myylife

merry christmas bro and many hugs 4 Lacy thanks for the fun

(9 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Merry Christmas to you too, Myy. Thanks for all the laughs over the past year.

(9 years ago)

	myylife

hope we keep it going Mark dam we had sum great times it was fun bro

(9 years ago)

	amancalledpony

Mark, for the love of god, this status got so long it was consolidating comments. So I will never know what I missed. lol Merry Christmas to you and Lacey

(9 years ago)

	cochecton

Merry Christmas!!! Mrs. C if Lacey says ok I will be an F

(9 years ago)