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Tue, 1-Nov-11 9:05 AM (12 years ago)
Locked myself out of the house today... $150 for a locksmith, $120 excess on house insurance... So that's brick 1, window 0...
Wed, 28-Sep-11 10:08 AM (12 years ago)
am kinda bored so i sprayed tyre shine on my balls and it looks fuckin awesome.., anyone else done this..?
Wed, 28-Sep-11 9:37 AM (12 years ago)
was in south america last week when my laptop screen died... went to a repair shop, walked out buzzed outta ma brain with a lizard under my arm.., fuck knows what that was all about...
so you'd think, so you'd think.., well surprise surprise it turns out...
(12 years ago)
i think the RSPCA would be kinda pissed about pics like that Deb so maybe we'll have to meet in a tent on PI someday for me to show you in private...
(12 years ago)
u can pm it to me i will not show the rspca. But a tent meeting at PI sounds like fun we should do that as well.........
(12 years ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-11 7:34 AM (12 years ago)
A friend once told me i suffered from thought disorder.. I didn't have a clue what he was on about so i just hit him.., whoever he was...
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Sat, 24-Sep-11 7:29 AM (12 years ago)
I can accept green tree frogs being a part of the country, but must they smile up at you like that in the toilet bowl while you're takin a leak..?
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With the racket they make in my guttering and drains i'm guessing that it's a lot more joy for me than them freek...
(12 years ago)
Sat, 24-Sep-11 6:53 AM (12 years ago)
I had to try so hard to wake up this morning, only to realise 2 hours later that it was a fuckin big mistake... hindsight depresses me, it can get fucked....
Thu, 22-Sep-11 7:50 AM (12 years ago)
I went to a stand up comedy night and got thrown out by a bouncer.. I fucked his mother the next night so i think i got the last laugh after all...
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Fri, 9-Sep-11 8:02 AM (12 years ago)
ok, that's it, blue pill time... have fun you fuckin sickos!
Fri, 9-Sep-11 7:32 AM (12 years ago)
Some say i was fucked in the head when i was young but i don't mind, it kinda saved me from the hassle of the peak hour rush later on...
Fri, 9-Sep-11 7:23 AM (12 years ago)
I was pretty sure i was going to get lost going to where i had to go tomorrow, but then i got smart and put a trail of breadcrumbs to there today...
Thu, 8-Sep-11 7:22 AM (12 years ago)
Goldfish don't taste too bad after all.., but they do repeat a little...
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yeah well, believe nuffin ok... nice yakkin with you deb but gotta go and keep a close eye on a penguin... and hey, they see fuckin EVERYTHING!!!
(12 years ago)
meh.., i've had worse... and hey, if you start seein crazy drugged out kamikaze penguins in your area.., tis have nuffin to do with me ok...
(12 years ago)
lol so when u going to get a better bike? Are u going to PI for the GP in Oct?
(12 years ago)
Tue, 6-Sep-11 7:51 AM (12 years ago)
I bought a bus ticket today but i wish i hadn't.., after 5 minutes it was fuckin worthless...
I got off after a 5 minute ride and the next bus driver looked at me like i was fuckin crazy when i tried to use it again... waste of money i thought...
(12 years ago)
btw.., i hate bus drivers.., but only slightly less than penguins...
(12 years ago)
yeah well, shit happens, and then the penguins move in.., what can you do...
(12 years ago)
Wed, 17-Aug-11 7:27 AM (12 years ago)
I thought today was yesterday.., but i'm glad it wasn't as yesterday was a real fuckin bitch...
Tue, 12-Jul-11 7:44 AM (12 years ago)
It's the comedians who have talking puppets that really make me wonder. I mean, if you've got something completely under your control in your lap would you try to make it talk or teach it to dance..?
forget the blow up gf's thirdlegedman, i've found that they're nothing but fukin airheads...
(12 years ago)
well there was one thing, she never complained about where i took her... but don't ask her to cook anything!!
(12 years ago)
Nice to see you again after all this tine purr.., take care kiwi...
(12 years ago)
Mon, 30-May-11 8:32 AM (12 years ago)
I *blushing* brought some hold ups on the spur of the moment... I got stuck in a line in my bank so i thought i'd take them out and try them on... Well, didn't that cause a fuckin stink!
Obviously not that blonde purr.., not that i ever doubted that from your posts here...
(12 years ago)
Mon, 30-May-11 8:01 AM (12 years ago)
The more things change, the more they stay the same...
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Wed, 2-Feb-11 8:24 AM (13 years ago)
NN friends come, and sometimes they go... la de da...
yep bill losing some real people here is always a shock and a shame
(13 years ago)
Mon, 31-Jan-11 8:31 AM (13 years ago)
What's with the locked threads in GD..? Pre-emptive strike by NN..?
Thu, 27-Jan-11 2:51 PM (13 years ago)
I like to laugh a lot but sometimes my friends give me the padded room look again. That's ok, it's a good time to practice my sincere sad look, and make a kickass round of margaritas. Peyote solves
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speaking of which , i'm empty , any one else want a drink while I'm up ?
(13 years ago)
Thu, 27-Jan-11 12:55 PM (13 years ago)
Nighty nite kiddies, the magnets are calling me. Sometims i feel positive about them, sometimes a little negative, it's 50/50 mostly...
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Thu, 27-Jan-11 12:19 PM (13 years ago)
It's about time i fell down and went to sleep, but sometimes gravity has the opposite effect on me. Maybe i should've never listened to Dwanye Hoover about putting all those magnets in my ceiling...
No Kurt Vonnegut Jnr fans here tonight... oh well, so it goes, think i'll take a leak...
(13 years ago)
yeauh, have that same prob myself about all kinds of crap keeping me up at times too fantasm, lol!
(13 years ago)
Tue, 25-Jan-11 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
it's interesting to draw lines in the sand from time to time in life... and if ur with it, there aren't ever too many real surprises, or disappointments...
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Tue, 25-Jan-11 11:34 AM (13 years ago)
Sometimes i watch comedians on the TV and you know, i just fuckin laugh at them...
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Tue, 25-Jan-11 8:18 AM (13 years ago)
Gotta wonder about glass dildoes.., are they blown..?
bugger off glass-gobbling wenches or give me a "serious" answer, lmaol!
(13 years ago)