killa_nuts's Recent Statuses
Wed, 19-Sep-18 1:03 PM
(5 years ago)
Sup bitchachos... Been a while
Thu, 12-Apr-18 7:20 PM
(6 years ago)
hola bitches! und bitchachos! and of course..all the genderly confused young people..cant forget those! hola to you to
Mon, 19-Mar-18 7:56 PM
(6 years ago)
just a quick drive by mastrubation... i fuckin love to jerk off to status...you fuckers gonna get a bukkake facial treatment!
Thu, 22-Feb-18 6:42 PM
(6 years ago)
tickle tickle here comes my pickle..
Wed, 21-Feb-18 6:40 PM
(6 years ago)
when you have a clap light in your bedroom, rough sex also becomes a rave!
Tue, 13-Feb-18 7:06 PM
(6 years ago)
so i just became the chief of the department at the office today...aaand i bought myself 'the world's best boss' coffee mug...so those fuckers underneath will know how fucking cool and kind i am!
Mon, 12-Feb-18 8:12 PM
(6 years ago)
sometimes...right before i cum..i like my asshole ticked and balls sucked while she hums the theme song of LOTR.. i just wanted to share this information with you guys
Mon, 29-Jan-18 9:43 PM
(6 years ago)
right fuckers, was good seeing you afetr some time
im just gonna go jerk off to some fucked up midget porn hug my koala bear and fall into the zzzz land! sayonara bitchachos!
Mon, 29-Jan-18 8:53 PM
(6 years ago)
wtf is with the swedish news today in status?? this is murica god dammit!
Tue, 5-Dec-17 7:56 PM
(6 years ago)
im getting all ma bitchezz comfty sherpa lined higheeled crocks this xmas! dont wanna see them bithes trippin around. the essentials of a good pimp, gotta keep the hoes happy!
Tue, 28-Nov-17 7:10 PM
(6 years ago)
roses are red, violets are blue... butchy lesbians muff diving part two!
Thu, 9-Nov-17 5:18 PM
(6 years ago)
tip of the day: put some pepper in your pillow, so when you push her face into it she sneezes...and her pussy tightens harder then the G.I Joe's kung fu grip! just..pull out on time
Thu, 12-Oct-17 6:19 PM
(6 years ago)
i shaved my nuts so we can play star trek..the next penetration! yes you can call my nuts Picard
Tue, 10-Oct-17 7:24 PM
(6 years ago)
time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time
Mon, 9-Oct-17 8:25 PM
(6 years ago)
status tonight is like watching two extra chromosoned midget fuck in a barn..quite akward and slow as fuck..and yet somehow you cant turn away
Thu, 5-Oct-17 4:59 PM
(6 years ago)
sweet eurotrash you look wonderfull tonight!..with your smuged eyeliner underneath the bathroom lights...
Wed, 4-Oct-17 4:53 PM
(6 years ago)
those vitamins cant wash away your sins...but at least it feels like you're tryin..
Thu, 21-Sep-17 5:48 PM
(6 years ago)
Tue, 19-Sep-17 4:17 PM
(6 years ago)
when you say poop...your mouth makes the same motion your asshole does
Tue, 12-Sep-17 6:09 PM
(6 years ago)
(C?mon!) all up in that asshole, let me hit that booty raw Lickin' the dick, suckin' the balls, swallow it all beatin' down your pussy wall to the ground Spinnin' round and round...
Wed, 6-Sep-17 6:26 PM
(6 years ago)
daily update on Michael Jackson's health condition: Still dead
Mon, 4-Sep-17 8:44 PM
(6 years ago)
well fuck me tender and call me sally...its my NN birthday today it seems! im 83 NN years...thats like 94 in dog years
Mon, 4-Sep-17 8:23 PM
(6 years ago)
No more GoT..so back to watching midget porn
Wed, 30-Aug-17 5:44 PM
(6 years ago)
Mon, 28-Aug-17 5:18 PM
(6 years ago)
sup fuckers! and of course..fuckaretts!
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