VeranoAzul's Recent Statuses
Sat, 2-Aug-14 12:44 AM
(9 years ago)
Pizza is a lot like sex - when it's good, it's great. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Sun, 13-Jul-14 4:16 PM
(9 years ago)
Send me a message. Whatever you want. Surprise me!
happy Subday!
Sat, 7-Jun-14 3:49 AM
(9 years ago)
I'll be in Charleston, South Carolina next week. Got fun?
Sun, 18-May-14 9:13 PM
(9 years ago)
I'll be there for business in Charleston SC on June. What should I visit?
Wed, 19-Mar-14 3:42 PM
(10 years ago)
Don't text me a winky face & then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
Tue, 18-Mar-14 4:35 PM
(10 years ago)
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you do not have a great partner,you better have a good hand.
Tue, 18-Mar-14 4:57 AM
(10 years ago)
If sex is a pain in the ass,then you are doing it wrong.......
Mon, 17-Mar-14 11:59 PM
(10 years ago)
Fornication: Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.
Mon, 17-Mar-14 11:51 PM
(10 years ago)
I never look sexier than when I'm sliding out of a long booth at a Mexican restaurant.
Fri, 14-Mar-14 4:34 PM
(10 years ago)
I need to wash my mind out with soap
Thu, 13-Mar-14 4:23 PM
(10 years ago)
Mopping my floors in the nude. Hope the neighbors peek.
Wed, 12-Mar-14 11:09 PM
(10 years ago)
Save energy, play in the dark.
Sun, 16-Feb-14 4:07 PM
(10 years ago)
Text Flirting Tip: Don't reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything.
Sun, 16-Feb-14 3:52 PM
(10 years ago)
Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That’s why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I’m packing.
Sun, 15-Dec-13 12:48 AM
(10 years ago)
6 in 9 people will see something dirty within this update.
Sun, 15-Dec-13 12:13 AM
(10 years ago)
Sex is nutrition for the soul.
Sat, 14-Dec-13 10:48 PM
(10 years ago)
I like to freak my dentist out by seductively licking his finger during procedures.
Tue, 10-Dec-13 9:56 PM
(10 years ago)
To Do List: 1) You. 2) You some more. 3) You all over again.
Tue, 10-Dec-13 2:06 AM
(10 years ago)
i wish humans were as excited to meet each other as dogs.
Tue, 10-Dec-13 1:51 AM
(10 years ago)
No fundamental change will ever get funding.
Sat, 2-Nov-13 3:18 PM
(10 years ago)
When a girl replies with 'aww thanks', it means she is politely asking you to return to the friendzone that you just tried to escape from.
Fri, 4-Oct-13 1:29 PM
(10 years ago)
Thu, 3-Oct-13 8:30 PM
(10 years ago)
Back to work. See you all later!!
Thu, 3-Oct-13 8:07 PM
(10 years ago)
How come it’s ok to talk to a stranger’s dog on the street but when I ask for the dog’s email I’m suddenly a weirdo?
Thu, 3-Oct-13 6:42 PM
(10 years ago)
The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever!
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