Viewing Member - playmate1
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About Me: |
I am a 58 year old man with a mustache who has been posing on here as a female - surprise! You're all gay! |
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My Stats: |
I am: |
Male |
Sexual Preference: |
Guys |
Am seeking: |
Anyone - Don't care |
Marital Status: |
Married |
Children: |
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Age: |
65
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Location: |
Maine, United States |
BN Status: |
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I
last logged into BN: |
11-Jul-21
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Other BN users think these are my best pics: |
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Interesting things to know about
me: |
My
Starsign: |
Aquarius
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My
Favourite posters on BN are: |
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Interests I have are: |
Religion, Theatre / Ballet |
Other
Interests I have are: |
Stealing, Lying, Diapers, Maxi Pads, Cheating, Tricking other men into thinking I'm a woman (surprise!) |
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am also up for: |
Anything!
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I
have been a Member of BN since: |
14-Apr-06
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My Appearance: |
Race/Ethnicity: | Caucasian (White) |
Body Type: | Plump |
Body Shape: | Upsidedown pear |
Height: | 4' 5" (135cm) |
Weight: | 425lbs (30st 5lbs) (192.8kg) |
Eye Colour: | Black |
Hair Colour: | White/Grey |
Best Feature: | Belly Button |
Pubic Hair: | Natural |
Tatoos: | |
Piercings: | Nipples |
Penis Length: | 0.5" (1.3cm) |
Penis Girth: | 1" (2.5cm) |
Circumcised: | No |
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My Professional Life: |
Education: | |
Employment Status: | Full Time |
Industry: | Adult |
Job Role: | Other |
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My Lifestyle: |
Smoking: | Like Chimney |
Drinking: | Alcoholic |
Food Preference: | Non-vegetarian |
Religion: | Jewish |
Sense of Humour: | Clownish / Silly |
Social Behaviour: | Meet people easily |
Personality: | Nerd / Geek |
Libido: | Non Existant |
Kinkiest place I've had sex: | Through the prison fence |
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Spoken Languages: |
English, French, Welsh
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My Favourites: |
Movie: | Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants |
Actor/Actress: | RuPaul |
Book: | The Bible |
Author: | Jesus |
Song: | My Dingaling |
Band: | Queen |
TV Show: | |
Sport: | Body Building |
Drink: | Urine |
Food: | Dat DICK |
Pastime: | Whackin' it in my camper |
Thing: | Dat DICK |
Sex Position: | Amazon |
Famous person I'd like to have sex with:
| Obama |
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Self Description: |
What makes me happy: | Dat DICK |
What makes me sad: | My uncircumcised Jew penis (too small to be circumsized!) |
What makes me mad: | Black people |
My bad habits: | Tourettes |
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My Final Thought: |
If I was US President... Cash me ousside, howbow dah
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(Profile last updated: 28-Mar-17)