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Saturday, June 11, 2011, 4:30:06 PM- never argue with a woman | ||||
Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?" "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. | ||||
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009, 9:44:06 AM- november dark mornings | ||||
well morning folks ! how are we all doing ? Its a cold wet Tuesday morning in Scotland 1st time in ages im actually here with clothes on lol and im still cold need a nice hot man to keep me warm ! Love being single and free to misbehave but when winter comes along you start to miss a big warm man to cuddle up too ah yes you see the slut has a heart ! Im off for more coffee speak soon have funxx | ||||
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Friday, November 13, 2009, 11:51:07 PM- away | ||
i might be away for a couple of weeks got an issue with my internet and will be using mobile internet so can pick up emails etc email me on subslut4sale@yahoo.co.uk if anybody wants to chat n keep me company while im away from all my NN friends XLx | ||
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 12:44:01 PM- pm | ||
well for the first time ever since i joined this site ive used up my pm allowance ! oh no | ||
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 11:21:26 AM- my fave sexual encounter | ||||
i worked at a local college and one of the students had a crush on me it was pretty obvious . He was just my type tall dark just a bit cocky and that glint in his eye that said that even though he was only 21 he knew what he was doing! obviously when he was a student we couldnt do anything about it . but we had exchanged numbers and had a drink together a few times the last week before the end of term he text me on the saterday afternoon telling me that he had had fell asleep on his parents sofa his dad had mocked him cause he woke with a raging hard on after dreaming of me the next few days all i could think of was his hard cock . on the Wednesday he came into my office to tell me he had handed in his last assignment "fantastic well done " i told him my mind going into overdrive ive got some boxes and stuff needing moved im moving office over the summer if your free tomorrow could you give me a hand ? of course he did i said "so your not officially a student anymore ?" we locked my office door and he pushed me hard up against it kissing me with so much passion i was wet before he touched me ! he hitched my skirt up and dug his long rough fingers into my sopping wet cunt . grouning he bent down and started lapping at my juices . took me over and bent me over my desk hammered me hard from behind covering my mouth with his hand to stifle my screams we both came so fast we had almost got our selfs under control when someone knocked at my door a student with a problem ! poor soul i was so distracted im sure i was no use we spent the next few weeks fucking at every chance before he went off for the summer with his mates then off to uni .... sigh if your reading this K a repeat would always be good!! | ||||
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