rules are
every time someone ask too cam you take see drink if the have no profile picture you take 2 drinks
every time someone ask to fuck you drink
every time someone ask to have a guy fuck his wife you drink
every time someone ask for or to do see tribute you drink
every time someone says they posted pictures you drink
every time you post a picture you drink
every time a guy ask if you like his chick or dick you 2 drinks
every time someone mentions 1 voters you take 2 drinks
every time someone calls someone fake or a troll you take 2 drinks
***RULE UPDATE***
every time Fred or Lina post a status update you take 3 drinks
every time someone ask for cybersex you take a drink
every time someone talks about "you" but doesn't say who "you" is take a drink
every time someone talks about themself in the third person take a drink
every time someone says they posted a blog entry take a drink

those are the rules, so who wants to play
Also if you can think of any more rules let me know I will update again

So we all know about porn, and its effects on the human body. We all know about porn and can as adults decide what interest us. But how many of you know about the menace face the world today known as Clown Porn, yes CLOWN PORN. It is everywhere people. CP is real and it is everywhere.

We all see clowns at the circus and most of us laugh at them. But what many people are unaware of is the fact that when a clown reaches a certain age the circus gets rid of them. Even Rodeo Clowns have a short life span. Some are able to eek out a meager living as a Party Clown, but most turn to Porn. There have been a few movies about the dangers of CP and some have even read my blog about a Kevin Smith film based loosely on CP.

We laugh at the funny little man in rainbow wig and big shoes, but it is our laughter that actually causes them to turn to porn, or rather the lack of it. These men and women are so used to having us laugh, ohhh, and ahhh at them that when the circus no longer needs them they will look for the attention anywhere they can get it, even if that means doing deprived sex acts on film.

Some times they go straight to the hardcore kinky stuff involving whips and chains and maybe a monkey or two that also was abandoned by the circus. There are even people who roam back allies and deserted fairgrounds late at night looking for scared and lonely clowns. These people are called Clown Wranglers, and will do things like getting clowns addicted to drugs, and alcohol in order to turn them into sex toys for the kinkiest perverts around.

We can help stop this from happening, if we just wear a yellow ribbon with red poke-a-dots to show support. There have been several clowns that started down the path of CP but were able to overcome their nightmares. Some include Ronald Mc Donald, yes Ronald was in the life in the 70s but he found a new calling. Another is Bozo he was found crying into his shoe by a TV producer who took pity on him and the rest is history. We can help these sad funny men and women, please people help stop Clown Porn. Don’t by porn from any place that sells CP, don’t visit websites that support CP. Together we can help Clowns everywhere.

One of my favorite movies is called “A Walk to Remember”, it is based on a best selling novel. Great read as well. Stars Shane West and Mandy Moore, who sings one of my favorite songs from the movie ‘Only Hope’ however the song is in fact by the band Switchfoot, who do the opening song as well and a few others in the film. I won’t ruin it for you by telling you the plot. I will say if you have not seen the movie or read the book you should. It is a moving tale about love, and the power it has to change lives. Anyways here are the lyrics to the song.
Only Hope, by Switchfoot

There's a song that's inside of my soul
It's the one that I've tried to write over and over again.
I'm awaken in the infinite cold
But you sing to me over and over and over again

So I lay my head back down
And I lift my hands and pray
To be only yours
I pray
To be only yours
I know now
You're my only hope

Sing to me the song of the stars
Of your galaxy dancing and laughing and laughing again
When it feels like my dreams are so far
Sing to me all the plans that you have for me over again.

So I lay my head back down
And I lift my hands and pray
To be only yours
I pray
To be only yours
I know now
You're my only hope

I give you my destiny
I'm giving you all of me
I want your symphony
Singing in all that I am
At the top of my lungs
I'm giving it back

So I lay my head back down
And I lift my hands and pray
To be only yours
I pray
To be only yours
I pray
To be only yours
I know now
You're my only hope

I was going to write about giving Master a blowjob in the back seat of the car while at a drive-in. However that sentence I am sure is enough to get most you pervers going. But I realized when I looked at my profile I have hit 25000 views, that is half of my goal for how many hits I want before Christmas. And seeing as I hit this in just over 2 months I know I can logically hit 50000 by then. With the 25000 hits though I am going to post the rest of the pictures need to hit 300 so that I can post my lollipop video.

I am working on a few new sets with Master, right now though we are working on getting the Happy Birthday Slide show done. You will all get a chance to see it when the time rolls around. I know it will be great with all the help we are getting from such nice and friendly members. A full list of those involved will be posted here in my blog when the slideshow is done.

I know some people are wondering why I was being mean or hateful to another member who oddly deleted all of their status updates, well not really odd Bo would normally delete his status updates that people called him out in. Well that member I was talking to is in fact the alter ego of Bo. Right after he was ripped into by several members in the forums, and created this alter ego to defend himself with, he forgot who he was signed in under and left a message from one of the SNs under the others. It was quickly called out. Then he sent me a PM from the alter ego, and after I mentioned it in Status update he sent one from his SN both were exactly the same. I told the forum about it and shortly after Bo deleted his account, his alter ego however started saying I was a lying bitch. So as I did in the forums I will do here as well. Then later when I logged back in I saw that it was doing status updates pretending to be a female, so I poked the troll. If you are interested in knowing more, just check out the forum post by Bo in the site discussion section. It is pretty funny really. But as I said here is the Screen Shot of the PMs [url]http://picasaweb.google.com/109978711152007932428/HereYouGoBo?authkey=Gv1sRgCJ-ckNmn-cej-gE#5517625781269833298[/url]

Ohh yeah I also saw that I am one of the 12 people listed as being the most bookmarked posters, Thanks to everyone who bookmarked me. One of my pictures appears in 82 peoples Gallery. I know there are people with more pictures saved and with higher number of saves on some of their pictures, but I am excited. I have only been on here for little over two months, and feels great to know so many people like my pictures. I know I have some people who comment regularly and that always reply when I ask if anyone is perving on my pictures, but this shows me that there are a lot of people who either aren’t on when I am or simply don’t interact much that are checking me out and like my pictures. So again thanks to everyone who has bookmarked my pictures.

On a geek note however, I was able to find an Alf doll on ebay, as well as a Gizmo and a Mohawk doll. Also found a copy of the Wall on VHS unopened at a flea market I have to pick it up tomorrow. Also on ebay I found a couple of original DnD box sets. Last but not least, a sealed Misfits Box Set. Master is very happy with my finds.

I woke up horny and alone, there was a note in the chair. It read 'I got a call from friend, he needs my help. I will be back later tonight', I called Masters Cell but it went to voicemail. I went back to bed and decided to touch myself, but I grabbed a digital voice recorder first.

I slowly started to feel myself, running my hands over my body. Into my shorts and under my shirt. I could feel myself getting wetter by the second. Hard nipples under my fingertips. Letting out a moan. I narrated everything I was doing. Soon I had my hand inside my panties. Ohh how soaked they were.

“I wish that you were the one touching me right now” as I slid a finger to my clit, and rubbed softly. Another moan escaped my lips. I pinched my nipple as I moved my finger faster on my clit. I dipped my finger inside myself to bring the juices back up to my clit. I loved feeling how wet I was. Describing it “it feels so soft and warm, ohhh so wet”.

After a few minutes I pinched my clit as I came moaning loudly, I then inserted a finger and searched my pussy. ‘I am just barely touching my gspot” I let out another loud moan as I came almost instantly from hitting my gspot. After a few moments I recovered telling Master how badly I needed him.

Then I rolled onto my knees ass in the air and feverishly fucked myself with two fingers and rubbed my clit with the other. Cumming repeatedly calling out “Master please fuck me, FUCK ME, FUCK ME!!!!!” I then brought my fingers to my mouth and licked them clean; I described the taste as I did. “I belong to you and you alone… I am yours, Mind, Body, and Soul… And I am yours forever… I love you master” (my oath I say to Master every morning and every night) then I turned off the recorder.

I got up. Showered then got dressed for classes. Master was not home by the time I left for classes. So I set up the coffee pot for him and left the recorder next to his favorite coffee cup on the kitchen counter with a note, ‘play in private, love your precious Toy’. As of yet I have not heard from him, must still be out I hope he enjoys his gift as much as I enjoyed it.

Huggs & Kisses, Toy

where are we?
what the hell is going on?
the dust has only just begun to form
crop circles in the carpet
sinking feeling

spin me round again
and rub my eyes,
this can't be happening
when busy streets a mess with people
would stop to hold their heads heavy

hide and seek
trains and sewing machines
all those years
they were here first

oily marks appear on walls
where pleasure moments hung before the takeover,
the sweeping insensitivity of this still life

hide and seek
trains and sewing machines (oh, you won't catch me around here)
blood and tears (hearts)
they were here first

Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
you decided this
whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?

ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut outs
speak no feeling no I don't believe you
you don't care a bit,
you don't care a bit

(hide and seek)
ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut outs

(hide and seek)
speak no feeling no i don't believe you
you don't care a bit,
you don't care a (you don't care a) bit

(hide and seek)
oh no, you don't care a bit
oh no, you don't care a bit

(hide and seek)
oh no, you don't care a bit
you don't care a bit
you don't care a bit

So with hitting 22500 profile views I was allowed to post another pussy shot, this one also shows off my tight ass. Master loves when he is offered my ass... oh I was writing something wasn't I? I hope you all enjoy it. As I had said when I post my lollipop pussy pictures there is a video that goes along with them. Well Master told me on way home when I will be allowed to post it.

As of right now 6:03 pm where I am at, and I have 259 pictures and videos posted. I am going to post it as my 300th post. As I said Master wanted me to post it on a milestone, and I am sure you can all agree 300th post is a milestone. However Master has said I am to post fewer pictures each day, he wants to build anticapation.

Hugs and Kisses, Toy

I Wanted You To Know

Do you like how I sing a love song? Do you like Vincent VanGough? I like to walk the streets at midnight I wanted you to know

That I'm really not like this, so lost and in question So much has been left unsaid You Fill in the blank spots I guess at the hard parts... Will you like my Mom and Dad?

Do you give lessons, on how to love you? Is my poetry simple and small? I like to stay in bed on Mondays I wanted you to know.
Will you, hold me if I cry? Stay by my side till I sleep? Sometimes I still miss my first love, He gave his heart to me... But now I want you here with me.

I'm really not like this, so lost and in question So much has been left unsaid You Fill in the blank spots I guess at the hard parts... Will you feel love in my bed?

Do you believe loves' forever Do you know what dreams are for? I want to love you the best I can... I wanted you to know.. I wanted you to know

I just uploaded a picture of my number 1 fan, he is a mysterious and unusual fellow that goes by many names, Hutch, Windows, Bottler, Linus, Zoe, even Lord Vader. He lives in a Carriage house, and was once accosted by an Ewok. He describes himself as a White Billy Dee Williams, and has visited the birth place of Captain James T. Kirk damned those Trekkies. He is cute and fuzzy though so I call him Scruffy Nerfherder. On a quick side note if in comments for his picture you can tell me where these references are from I will reward the first person to get it right.

I have noticed that occasionally in my newer pictures that he sometimes sneaks in to a shot or two. I want to know how many of you can spot him in my pictures, so from now on please keep your eyes out for him, I will tell you what pictures to look for him in. Leave me comments and tell me where you think he is in the picture. It will be fun to spot him. I think you will all enjoy looking for him as much as I do.

Play the game fair and tell me where you think he is by leaving a comment, I don’t mind getting a PM telling me where you think he is, but only comments left on the pictures will count for game purposes. And remember first person to tell me where he got his many names will get a reward. Have fun and play safe Pervers and Pervettes.

Hugs and Kisses, Toy

Ok so I have done a couple blogs about movies, comics, tv shows, and actors. Well here is another one.
I don't know why I wanted to talk about him besides watching one of my favorite movies.
Vincent Price, an iconic actor, but many people don't realize what else he has done. He stared as Simon Templar in the cbs radio show "The Saint". Had his own radio show "the Price of Fear" in which he narrated short horror stories. He wrote books one of which was a cookbook he wrote with Mary Grant Price. He did many comercials. Appeared on stage several times throughout his life. Was the narrator for Michael Jackson Thriller video, and recited the poem on the single version of the song. Narrated the opening of the Alice Cooper song 'the black widow'. In the 60s and 70s he did some spoken word albums which were collections of scary stories. He had many other acomplishments in his life aswell.