A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
> husband.
> Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
> "Careful," he said,
> "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're
> cooking
> too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM
> NOW!
> We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going
> to get
> MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ...
> CAREFUL! I
> said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
> cooking!
> Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you
> LOST your
> mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always
> forget to salt
> them Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
>
> The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong
> with you? You
> think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
>
> The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you
> what it feels
> like when I m driving."