A few years back I was in a band and everyone was getting ready for what had been our biggest show ever. It was about 2 in the afternoon and we didn't have to get there before 6. We had dispatched the gear to carry between us beforehand but my bandmates were always lost and always needed my help for everything.

So here I am in my room with my girlfriend going at it. She is on top of me and I'm about to burst when my cell rings. I leave it ringing for a while 'til it stops but whoever it is calling it's ringing again. Figuring it's an emergency I answer and it is the drummer asking me what he has to bring in his car. I tell him I'll call him right back but he says he's not home and he needs to know now.

Therefore, I start listing by memory all he needs to bring to the venue. The more I need to focus, the more my girlfriend is moaning. From riding me she pulls out and makes her way down with her mouth to my soaking wet 9.5 inches-long dick.

She starts licking off her pussy juice then wraps her lips around my dick, going at it like a champ. Remember my friend is over the phone and I'm trying not too sound too busy.

She stops sucking me for a second and rubs my dick with both her hands. Soon she is back on me rinding my dick furiously. No need to tell you her jumping up and down my shaft made me cum like crazy with a loud moan.

*Pause over the phone and my drummer is like "Dude! Are you masturbating while talking to me? That's sick!" So I had to tell him the truth. He laughed so hard but didn't laugh when he realized I had forgot to mention half the things he had to bring!

I found this new way to masturbate today.

As I surfed the web, I came across some masturbation devices such as the "Fleshlight" and other rubber vaginas.
Then I searched to find a way to make one myself. All of these homemade devices on the web seemed so akward and required lots of materials and work.
So I tried a few things and this one is my best so far:

1) Take two small, square towels. Fold them in 4 and put them into some real hot water (not boiling, be careful).
2) Insert each towel in his own square plastic baggie. Remove all the air from the baggies and seal them.
3) Put one baggies over the other, the openning facing the same way.
4) Tape the baggies together real tight (leave some room for you penis to fit tight though) leaving one opening and one exit.
5) Your fake vagina's entry should be at the bottom of the baggies.
6) Lube A LOT (I personnally recommend Lifestyle's 4play Warming lube) and enjoy!

The pleasure is intense with this device.
Try it and tell me about it.