I'm all smiles this morning, I do love a Friday and i'm really looking forward to this weekend...

Today didn't quite start off as planned though I was in the bathroom earlier, opens the cabinet door and me tub of hair gel falls out, lid comes off and most goes over the floor.... So I bend over to pick it up, as I come back up I smack me head on the corner of the cabinet door I left open and nearly spark meself clean out!!! lol

I think I may have woken the neighbours with the sudden shout of FUCK IT!!! lmao believe me it fackin hurt and then to top it all off nicely I try spraying some gillette shaving foam under me arms instead of me gillette deodrant lmfao

WOT?? they both look the same FFS!!!

Hope you all have a great weekend )) xxxxx

The Original Star Trek, I have decided to purchase the entire 1st series on HD dvd lmao NO I aint gone completely mental! I just happend to love star trek when I was younger...

I purchased a HD dvd player a little while ago solely because HD dvd had lost the format war against Blu Ray and the discs and players were at knock down prices... Most these HD films can now be had for £2.99, working out cheaper than you can rent the films out for!!!

Anyway this 10 disc HD DVD box set is now £17.95 instead of £120 lmao so me being me and can't resist a bargain have ordered it, I know its gonna look dated... I know the monsters will look like playschool rejects and the picture wont be in widescreen, I know the acting is hammy, the plots ridiculous, the special effects laughable, but there was always a sincerity to the writing and i'm one of these people that like to reminisce over old tv programmes.

Apparantly they have added many new special effects to make it look less dated without ruining the feel of the original... Not sure I will ever watch it, but it's just possible i'll get so drunk one night i'll decide to put it on for a fackin good laugh lol

So i'm all ready to set me phaser to stun... Tuck me trousers into me socks... Jump up on the furniture with me mobile phone out and shout beam me up scotty lmao

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Been away for a couple of nights down devon and had some fairly good weather for a change... Nice to get away now and then, recharge the batteries and take it easy...

Even had a candy floss, not had one of those things for years, don't think me mouth or hands have ever been so sticky! well that's a lie but I really shouldn't go into details here lol

I was sat on the harbour wall earlier today with a pint of ice cold cider in my hand, a bag of pork scratchins in the other, with the sun in my eyes and for that hour or so it felt really good, I felt at peace with myself and through the pubs open doors I could hear the juke box playing making it feel all the more special...

Most of the tracks being played just washed over me as background music does, but the track I have added below just stood out making it all feel extra good, making me realise I really don't need too much in life to make me feel really happy... ))

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I have a problem... Wot u mean u already know! lol.... It aint sexual ffs ...

I don't wanna do me ironing anymore.... no u don't understand I mean like ever again, I hate it and don't wanna do it....

I need someone in me life that can iron shirts for me and in return I can offer sexual favours and a regular servicing lol not only of yourself but of your important computer equipment and internet connection.... Hahahaha

So if you think u can iron my shirts for me and you think they would pass my strict quality controls, then please apply here now and I promise to keep your NN connection runnin fast and smooth for you in return... Oh yeah and don't forget the free sex i'm offering.... B A R G A I N ! lmfao

Been ironing all me work clothes, done all me shirts and trousers for the whole week... I so hate ironing shirts my stress levels have gone through the roof and i'm at boiling point... But it's done right... I will look sharp going to work in my well ironed shirts and the women will stop to take notice and love me for it lmfao

I don't spend all afternoon ironing non-iron shirts for nuttin ya know! I need some kinda pay back, some kinda female acknowledgement that I not only look good, but that I really am a sharp dressed man lol

wot??? ) xxx

yeah I know I talk Bollox, just shut up and watch the vid ok lmao

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Ok so I got things a bit mixed up yesterday, I did get to the cinema but never watched the intended film, I watched the Mummy 3 Tomb of the Dragon Emperor it wasn't the best film ever but it did keep me entertained while eating me £6 worth of sweets lmfao that's right I had the biggest pick 'n' mix carton ever and felt so fackin sick after it lol...

I'm just so glad I went in for dinner before the film and not after, there aint no way I would have ate a thing after all them candy Bananas, candy shrimps, red liquorice sticks, jelly snakes and chocolate raisins... But having dinner before the movie did kinda bring it's own set of problems, like having to take a leak every 30 mins... wasn't expecting that after 4 pints of cider but there u go consider that a warning lmao

Talking of films, thinkin about watchin Quadrophenia again later love that... The first clip is from the start of the film and incase you didn't already know the film starts where it ends... Jimmy doesn't go over the cliff only his scooter and he's pictured here walking back from the cliff edge...

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Decided I need to start saving some money, what with the present economic forecast and the coming recession, I'm one of those people that buys stuff that aint really needed.

I never use to be this bad, it's got worse over the last few years and I think that could be down to internet shopping... Impulse buying I think they call it... I see something online and if its a good enough bargain I'll buy it, even if I don't really need it, I have a spend spend mentality and it has to stop...

I have DVD's, computer games and cd's many still in the shrink wrap just laying around un-opend...But now is a good time to stop being silly with my money and start to save for a rainy day, trouble is every day seems to be rainy at the moment lol

Are we ever going to get a decent summer in the UK?

Anyway no more films for me untill I watch what I have, no more 360 games untill I have completed what i'm on and no more cd's untill I have listend to what I already own.

Seriously though I could be spending all this money i'm wasting on essential stuff, things that I really do need and truly can't be without... Like Sweets, Crisps, beer, cider, chocolate and pies lmao

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How worrying it's 9.35am on a saturday morning, sun is blazing through my window and i'm sat here on the bed with nothing on but my red silk boxers, writing a blog while eatin a pack of scrummy apple and cream sticks from woolworths... you know the ones any 3 pkts for a £1 lmao...

I really do need to start getting out more or i'm gonna end up like Jack Nicholson from the shining... I think a nice pub lunch could be in order for today and I aint gonna hold back on the cider...

We have a great pub not far from us with a massive beer garden that does amazing food, yeah it's more expensive there and if you visited without sampling the food and just looked at the menu you would probably up and leave complaining about the prices. But I tell you this place serves some of the best food ever and I aint exagerating, you pay for what you get instantly comes to mind.

I think it will be a 10oz Sirloin steak for me today with chips, onion rings, mushrooms, salad and peas maybe a side order of cheesy garlic bread and as much Magners as my belly will hold for afters...

Remember all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.... What you mean you aint ever seen the shining LMFAO x

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Just love this E-Mail I was sent lol

Shhh , don't tel anyone ,
but im gonna go down on you .....
And your gonna love it ......
but its only going to be long enuf to let you start enjoying it
then im gonna come back up and fuck you big time .........
Lots of love






Petrol prices XXX

lmfao Hope you all have a good Friday and a great weekend!

The Velvet Underground...

What can be said about them that hasn't been said already? one of the most influential bands of all time... Just finished listening to the velevet underground and nico album and forgot how outstanding the album is...

I use to play this first track when I lived back home with my parents and it brings back happy memories and the thoughts of my mothers cooking, she done the best sunday roast ever and I use to play this track every sunday just after getting up, which as it happens wasn't to far off dinner time... Well Saturday nights were always heavy drinking nights for me back then lol pure class

Included are a couple of other links to more songs from the same album...

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[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHmAUODVaLY&feature=related[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjjDmX9Tkss[/url]