It was only 5 short months ago that I met her and I probably wasn’t necessarily looking for anything in particular, but the moment I laid eyes on her that all changed. She’s unbelievably beautiful, clever and funny and dare I say it even a little nerdy like me. I thought I had been in love before but these last 5 months have taught me what love really is. I can be happy just doing nothing but holding and kissing her, I think about her my every waking moment and we talk constantly all day long when we are not together.... dreams really do come true.

Broken Bones - Nope fingers crossed
Shot a gun - Yep fired plenty of other loads too
Driven 100 mph - Yep company car of course
Ridden in a helicopter - yep
Gone zip lining - No
Been to an NFL game -a few
Been to Canada - Yep
Visited Florida - Yep shagged on the beach even
Visited Mexico - Nope tortilla give me gas
Visited Vegas- Yes
Eat alone at a restaurant - Yep call me Johnny no mates
Ability to read music - A little
Ridden a motorcycle - Yes
Ridden a horse – Yes felt like I’d had anal from a horse after that for fucken days
Stayed in a hospital – Yes tried to stay longer coz the nurse had big tits
Donated blood - Loads
Slept outside – Yes I’m homeless
Driven a stick shift - Yes
Ridden in an 18 wheeler - Yes
Ridden in a police car nope fingers crossed on this one too
Driven a boat - Yes
Eaten Escargot - Yes
Been on a cruise - Nope get sea sick
Run out of Gas , Nope never stop farting
Eaten Sushi - Yes makes me fart though
Seen a ghost/spirit - Only bottles of spirits
Been to London - Nope
Been to Central America - Yes
Been to Alaska - Nope
Been to Hawaii - Yes
Seen a UFO- Ultimate fucking object?
Been to Europe - Yes
Been to San Francisco - Yes I’m an Alcatraz escapee
Been to NYC - Yes
Been to Washington DC - Yes call me Donald
Been snow skiing - Yes
Been Ice skating -yes bit gay