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Mon, 12-Sep-22 3:39 PM (1 year ago)
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*Throws handcuffs down and keeps running......
You can have any leftovers
(1 year ago)
EmuLater likes this
I'll take it! smile
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Ooohhh coconut?
(1 year ago)
Yeah, it's cocnut smile
(1 year ago)
Also, i have coconut
(1 year ago)
EmuLater likes this
Lol@ coc(k)nut!
(1 year ago)
I don't get it
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EmuLater likes this
I dint think we have coconut Toblerone here sad
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Tbh i thibk they are becoming discontinued...I'm finding them harder to find
(1 year ago)
Looking forward to cooler weather so I can order some more from amazon. (don't want it melting in transit)
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Unless they are hiding them from me
(1 year ago)
But I've not even tried one yet!
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Me either Emu and hi by the waysmile
(1 year ago)
EmuLater and SexyEnglishBabe like this
You're not missing out on much (all lies)
(1 year ago)
EmuLater likes this
Hi Adele smile
(1 year ago)
I'm going to write to the company and get all the rest of the stock.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
*changes the address on Emu's letter
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EmuLater and AdeleGingerRaine like this
Then when they arrive, I'm going on safari to feed the sebras. smile
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Good Gracious...SEB Tis Here..blink..And now for even more naughtyness ! ! ! eek LOL.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Welcome home! Xx
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Thank you 😊
(1 year ago)
Hello stranger
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Hello Maxwell
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chases seb down on my high horse wheeling a lasso...can't outrun the gingerbread man laugh
(1 year ago)
Long time how have you been x
(1 year ago)
The detective in the books I read is Maxwell Ryan.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
That isn't an horse, jag...that is a donkey
(1 year ago)
EmuLater likes this
I'm good thanks, maxwell...you?
(1 year ago)
I'm ok just getting on with life. You know how it is
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I think you meant it's an ass SEB.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Jag, or the animal?
(1 year ago)
That is the question, to be or not to be an ass...
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
it's a horse...I don't have my jackass hat on but I see some might be wearing theirs tongue
(1 year ago)
It's a donkey
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smitten4u likes this
shup kunty
(1 year ago)
Whatever, donkey rider
(1 year ago)
the only derogatory thing I can think of for you atm is cock breath so stick that in you pie hole
(1 year ago)
Ohhh!! That really told me.
(1 year ago)
like yours was any better...pfft
(1 year ago)
Mine was way better...now stop crying.
(1 year ago)
<sticks his finger in sebs ass maybe she'll stfu
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
You really have a way with the women Jagged, I'll try some of your chat-up lines myself.
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Eewww tart juice
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and SexyEnglishBabe like this
^you smashed seb!!? eek
(1 year ago)
I’m undecided on this.
(1 year ago)
But in between sulking, I had a conversation with a colleague today that put my kinkish interests into perspective. I feel like a right sulking prude now 😂
(1 year ago)
MrsTrellis and smitten4u like this
*Puts The Kinks on the turntable...
(1 year ago)
smitty ask her if the chloroform smells funny
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and MellieK like this
It’s only Monday, but three large wines down and he’s trying to make me dance!
(1 year ago)
smitten4u likes this
*comb your hair….
(1 year ago)
Back!..did I miss anything?
(1 year ago)
I can’t think of any of the rest of it 😂
(1 year ago)
I was jesting, I don't have any kinks. tongue
(1 year ago)
Okay bed beckons… be bad ❤️
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and Jagged_Edges like this
G'night Mellie x
(1 year ago)
Night Mellie, sleep well.
(1 year ago)
too many things to address now...love the kinks and superman song...mellie who's trying to make you dance...the kinky co-worker...
(1 year ago)
sleep well and have kinky dreams grin
(1 year ago)
BTW, damn sexy profile pic SEB!
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Very kind, thank you 😊
(1 year ago)
EmuLater likes this
Try and keep it there for more than a day!
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I'll try smile
(1 year ago)
EmuLater and justcuz like this
Good, because I like looking at it! smile
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Save it..much easier lol
(1 year ago)
EmuLater likes this
You think I haven't already done that and backed it up lol LOL
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Oh..I'm safe to change it now then
(1 year ago)
But SEB. I like to see you in the nude....
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Then take you clothes off Raven.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I'll post a nude one just for you Raves...but you can't show anyone else
(1 year ago)
Yes please smile
(1 year ago)
Deal
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Raven2005 likes this
Anything pm'ed to me are classified secret...thumbup1
(1 year ago)
I've just uploaded it
(1 year ago)
^^ the day the internet broke wink
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I'm still waiting crying
(1 year ago)
It has to be approved first
(1 year ago)
There's a song in there, justcuz. 🎼so bye bye SEB in thigh highs...... needs work, but it's a start.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
we never want to say bye bye to SEB
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
So PM's are not Private confused
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Well no. But it's just a song.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
PM's are private
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Raven2005 likes this
in that case I'd drive my chevy to the levee just to watch her walk by
(1 year ago)
It's turning into an excellent collaborative effort.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
🎼wave a Toblerone and try to catch her eye...
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Ouch..that hit me in the eye
(1 year ago)
Sorry, those wrappers are slippery.
(1 year ago)
Poor excuse
(1 year ago)
I've got my Toblereyeon you.
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
I'm a klutz.....?
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and EmuLater like this
Please be more careful
(1 year ago)
I'll try.
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Thank you
(1 year ago)
WOW SEB That pic you sent me redeyes...It would turn any man wild.....! ! !
(1 year ago)
Which part of "not telling anyone else" didn't you understand?
(1 year ago)
Made me cum almost straight away ! ! ! jerk
(1 year ago)
Not going to show it to anyone else..All Mine ! ! ! redeyes
(1 year ago)
That's the last time I trust you
(1 year ago)
Better question. What part of English does Raven understand?
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
But Dur But....ohmy
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SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Now if you had said caw... caw, caw.....caw caw....
(1 year ago)
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