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	MellieK

Sun, 22-May-22 6:06 PM (1 year ago)

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Slightly bemused that fifty thousand people have looked at me naked. Good job they can’t see the sudacrem round my chops and the failed lentil flatbread I just attempted to make. NN vs reality. 😂

Mr_Vein, Gessexold79, MissAshlee, happyhumper69, owbiglineman and 9 others like this

	captain__82

Ye be like that there siren in the night, lurin' us wi' ya charm an' beauty, a fore watchin' us crash on the rocks o' disappointed flat breads

(1 year ago)

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	MellieK

Yep, come to me, taste the flat bread…

(1 year ago)

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	captain__82

I do be likin' them lentils

(1 year ago)

	MellieK

Yeah well the internet lied about how easy they were to make. That and my food processor is a bit shit at blending.

(1 year ago)

	Mr_Vein

It's an odd, but slightly fun sensation isn't it? 😀

(1 year ago)

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	captain__82

Can't be believin' what year read on the net, but year can be a wankin' to almost all of it.

(1 year ago)

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	captain__82

What? Lentils?

(1 year ago)

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	Gessexold79

Flatbread porn is surely a thing now 🤣🤣

(1 year ago)

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	MellieK

This didn’t even qualify as food porn. 😭

(1 year ago)

	Raven2005

I've got some "food" porn vids to see in my vid gallery

(1 year ago)

	MellieK

😳 so you have!! If only I’d realised before I tipped the rest down the sink!

(1 year ago)

	Raven2005

/..Oh what have you missed ?

(1 year ago)

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	lip2lip

But all the reasons we love how you make the effort, especially when your laying across that floured table

(1 year ago)

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	urwayhot

Getting back to the status for a minute.... and the 50,000 people seeing you naked.. It's called winning the room, Mellie😀

(1 year ago)

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	j4327

MellieK , cut it out now ! You are magnificent ! You have caused an arousal in my nether region every time I have perused your profile and sexy intimate photos , wanked over you many times and always

(1 year ago)

	bulwinkle69

you sure it is not just me looking 50,000 times..lol

(1 year ago)

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	Artistic

@lippy you playing find the wet spot??

(1 year ago)

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