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	Luke94632

Wed, 5-May-21 8:31 PM (2 years ago)

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I burnt my favorite jack off hand at work today, what am I gonna do! 😭

	maraff

Soak it in cold water?

(2 years ago)

	001Bella

Become ambidexter 😜

(2 years ago)

	TopCat57

ambidextrous *

(2 years ago)

	Raven2005

An Ultra Hot Wank ?

(2 years ago)

	lennynatural

Report it to your insurance, they should cover the cost of a visiting wanking nurse.

(2 years ago)

	TopCat57

Wait! What! There is such a thing as a wanking 'nurse' Well fuck me!

(2 years ago)

	lennynatural

If you have good insurance, TC.

(2 years ago)

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	TopCat57

Noted* Rings insurance and checks....not sure how to broach that particular subject, any pointers?

(2 years ago)

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	lennynatural

Of course, the term "nurse" is used loosely here.

(2 years ago)

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	almostanything

Im ambidextrous when it comes to wanking. Im right handed but I wipe my arse with my left hand... and before anybody comments, with a tissue in it of course.. but why is that if im right handed.

(2 years ago)

	almostanything

Another story. A friend of mine lost his left arm on a motorcycle accident.. He was left handed, that was a bit unfortunate wasnt it. And his wrecked bike was a Moto Guzzi

(2 years ago)

	bimarriedbottom

Wondering if my wife would fall for the “live-in wank nurse” bit?

(2 years ago)

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	000max

Get the wife on it

(2 years ago)

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