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Mon, 7-Sep-20 6:11 AM (3 years ago)
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The Sybian, the Hitachi, and an 8 inch dildo are my favorite boys.
Lego is mine😜
(3 years ago)
Relaxer likes this
U need to get the dragon one
(3 years ago)
figured real skin would be in there somewhere too.....
(3 years ago)
No place for Lego then
(3 years ago)
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things
(3 years ago)
maraff and bluebayour6 like this
^worra voice eh
(3 years ago)
smile
(3 years ago)
.....and her poor old sink plunger never even gets a mention....
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Nah, "whiskers on sink plungers" just didn't sound right
(3 years ago)
"....but its there to oblige on a desperate night.." Yess,it rhymes yahoo
(3 years ago)
I have it on good authority that Julie Andrews actually uses the large bath plunger to enhance the top notes of her vocal repertoire .
(3 years ago)
I have it on good authority that where she's plunging it is not her vocal anything
(3 years ago)
They don't call her energetic Julie for noffink
(3 years ago)
She has to wear her warm woolen mittens when plunging it
(3 years ago)
and disguise the noise as a lonely goat herd.
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
(3 years ago)
Aye,yodelling up the canyon has never had quite the same errr, ring to it since wink
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Good to have some Poppins
(3 years ago)
I need to take more notice in the hardware store in future smile
(3 years ago)
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