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	SexyEnglishBabe

Fri, 13-Dec-19 7:46 PM (4 years ago)

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What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft,sticky and wet?

RainbowRach, rhinostool and wikdwayz4u like this

	hornyfukcer

Chewing gum?

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Go away horny...sshhh...go play for an hour...

(4 years ago)

	hornyfukcer

Hahaha

(4 years ago)

	hornyfukcer

Itd only be two minutes, then Id be back. Silly.

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Shortest quiz ever...i wasted a status for that you dimwit

(4 years ago)

DanajustDana, EmuLater, hornyfukcer and Fencingbear like this

	Raven2005

I'm well pre-cummed before it go's in Seb...

(4 years ago)

	hornyfukcer

Sits in corner and faces the wall.

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Good to know raven

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

I'm sure that you get rarther wet..

(4 years ago)

	hornyfukcer

I promise I'll guess wrong next time

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

You're too clever

(4 years ago)

	hornyfukcer

hmm

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

I actually laughed as i typed it

(4 years ago)

	hornyfukcer

I know that.

(4 years ago)

	hornyfukcer

anyway go on, next one...I wont say what it is

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Caution..Sexy EB usually outsmarts Raven..

(4 years ago)

	hornyfukcer

Raven yeah but

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

The turkey?

(4 years ago)

EmuLater and hornyfukcer like this

	DanajustDana

Wait for it.....

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Damn that was awful,i deserve a slap..

(4 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Yes, but why?

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Naughty

(4 years ago)

	hornyfukcer

keeps quiet.

(4 years ago)

	DanajustDana

He's stuffed!

(4 years ago)

hornyfukcer, EmuLater and SexyEnglishBabe like this

	EmuLater

Yes

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

(4 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

Oh my answer was correct lol

(4 years ago)

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	DanajustDana

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

I help you from your head to your toe. The more I work, the smaller I grow. What am I?

(4 years ago)

	DanajustDana

Ravens immune system?

(4 years ago)

hornyfukcer, SexyEnglishBabe and Fencingbear like this

	hornyfukcer

Im out, I know this one already.

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

I've no idea..was gonna say blood stream but I'm way off

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Hair?

(4 years ago)

	HughPenis

Cement

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

Nope

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Cement?

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

Hairy Landing strip ?

(4 years ago)

	RainbowRach

Soap

(4 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Well done Rach.

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Go and count your fingers and toes,raven...that should keep you busy for an hour

(4 years ago)

TopCat57, RainbowRach and clittylicker like this

	stevegrr

pasta

(4 years ago)

	RainbowRach

When SEB asid hair i thought of shampoo Bingo SOAP

(4 years ago)

EmuLater, DanajustDana and SexyEnglishBabe like this

	SexyEnglishBabe

Yeah i meant soap but i was trying to act stupid....fooled you all..

(4 years ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

Well done rach,our minds are so alike lol

(4 years ago)

RainbowRach likes this

	EmuLater

How do you make the number one disappear?

(4 years ago)

	RainbowRach

I know this could be offensive but hey the Prince of Wales Bottom is always Wet.

Why ?

(4 years ago)

	DanajustDana

A certain big floppy?

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Hmmm

(4 years ago)

	Raven2005

floppy one best save for mondays ?

(4 years ago)

DanajustDana likes this

	RainbowRach

@ EMU back Space ne it becomes o 'zero'

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

You're on the right track, but an o is not a 0! I got this from easy riddles for kids.

(4 years ago)

RainbowRach likes this

	hornyfukcer

hehe

(4 years ago)

	RainbowRach

Still cant figure out mine ? or should i float a clue ?

(4 years ago)

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	justcuz

It's a ship

(4 years ago)

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	EmuLater

He may be a bit wet behind the ears, but his bottom?

(4 years ago)

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	DanajustDana

Yes a clue!

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

Very cryptic comment Rach lol!

(4 years ago)

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	RainbowRach

@ EMU add another one it becomes 2

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

Nope!

(4 years ago)

	DanajustDana

The suspense is killing me!

(4 years ago)

EmuLater likes this

	Just_Nick

Chewing gum?

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

I'm sorry it will be such an anticlimax for you when you know the answer lol.

(4 years ago)

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	RainbowRach

hhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg

(4 years ago)

	RainbowRach

Was searching for similar words to disappear and guess what one of them was GONE

so just add a G

(4 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Have you cheated Rach?

(4 years ago)

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	EmuLater

Grrrrr!

(4 years ago)

	RainbowRach

I think partly cheated coz when i was searching for synonyms

(4 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I think terrid has fallen off of her chair!

(4 years ago)

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	DanajustDana

Now I'm confused!

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

Add the letter ‘G’ and it’s Gone.

(4 years ago)

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	RainbowRach

Ok no more Google - Here's one riddle - 'What always ends everything' ?

(4 years ago)

	DanajustDana

A productive afternoon!

(4 years ago)

EmuLater and RainbowRach like this

	EmuLater

The letter g.

(4 years ago)

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	DanajustDana

Yes, we shall now worship the letter g!

(4 years ago)

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	RainbowRach

You knew that b4

here is another one - What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

(4 years ago)

	DanajustDana

You guys are killin' me!

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

A yoyo?

(4 years ago)

	DanajustDana

I'll say.....nah....ok I got it...

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

The Moon?

(4 years ago)

	RainbowRach

Should i letter the clue to you ?

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

A stamp

(4 years ago)

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	DanajustDana

Yes Rach!

(4 years ago)

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	EmuLater

I rarely send letters nowadays.

(4 years ago)

	RainbowRach

Ok Just 1 more - What goes up but never comes down?

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

Smoke

(4 years ago)

	EmuLater

Flames

(4 years ago)

	DanajustDana

Yay, I got one! My electric bill!

(4 years ago)

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	RainbowRach

haha well the answer is Age but ur logically correct

(4 years ago)

DanajustDana and EmuLater like this

	EmuLater

I was just looking for a lower tariff earlier.

(4 years ago)

	forreal54

a snot?

(4 years ago)

	hunginsc

gum

(4 years ago)

	anon_a_moose69

an old stick of gum

(4 years ago)

	000max

you got me thinking now . i know this one

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Is this still going lol

(4 years ago)

	000max

I know this one

(4 years ago)

	000max

SEB your bum is looking sexy in red

(4 years ago)

	SexyEnglishBabe

Pink

(4 years ago)

	AdeleGingerRaine

Plastic

(4 years ago)