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Sat, 10-Aug-19 5:18 AM (4 years ago)
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Where do I start a petition to make shampoo and soap bottles more phallic shaped? Water proof toys arent waterproof enough and I'm all about dual purpose!
I like the way you think...
(4 years ago)
Slutty_on_NN and binxxxy69 like this
I’ve already done clone-a-Willy so the mounds exist. Mine would be the extra large 1.5 pint bottle of shampoo obviouslywink
(4 years ago)
binxxxy69 likes this
*moulds... not mounds smile
(4 years ago)
Shampoo bottles as seen in the movie 'Cashback'..... surely there are some around, though probably not in 'monster size' as suggested above smile
(4 years ago)
Revord2 and binxxxy69 like this
I thought the 1.5 pint size would be the medium size given the outlandish claims made here wink
(4 years ago)
eric1960 and binxxxy69 like this
“Monster” would be at least a half gallon eek
(4 years ago)
eric1960 likes this
Loool no certainly we could make them tall and thin! They barely put product in the good brands anyways...
(4 years ago)
eric1960 and Revord2 like this
Flesh is so much more fun than plastic dildo , just sayin'
(4 years ago)
eric1960 and binxxxy69 like this
I’m thinking Gucci or YSL for mine wink
(4 years ago)
binxxxy69 likes this
Hahaha, what was the old saying? 'Long and thin goes too far in, short and thick does the trick." Regarding claims on here, I think some 'members' must have HUGE hands!
(4 years ago)
LOL Eric
(4 years ago)
eric1960 likes this
Quality of course is always better than quantity wink
(4 years ago)
eric1960 and binxxxy69 like this
LOL ho you are so in need of the real thing xox
(4 years ago)
binxxxy69 likes this
I have an attraction to objects mad even if i had the real thing I'd still want to put stuff inside me!
(4 years ago)
Well I'm told that Glass Dick, taken straight from The fridge can be rather thrilling....
(4 years ago)
Slutty_on_NN and binxxxy69 like this
I can stuff other stuff inide you alongside my cock
(4 years ago)
binxxxy69 likes this
Lady: "My boyfriend bought me a dozen red roses, guess I'll be on my back all weekend" Friend: " Don't you have a vase?"
(4 years ago)
I can tell I need to expand my toy collection lol and Eric, lmfao that's a good one.
(4 years ago)
eric1960 likes this
Toys almost never seem to work for me.. Glad that my right hand can do the job...jerk
(4 years ago)
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