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	plumguy

Mon, 18-Mar-19 6:12 PM (5 years ago)

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First world problem number 17... cheap toilet paper!

MissAshlee, MidnightWriter, Agent_K and GottaBeMe like this

	quietwacpl

Anything can be toilet paper if you're brave enough

(5 years ago)

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	Wodja

borrow it from the council bog? that glossy stuff is real good for spreading it arround ya cheeks

(5 years ago)

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	Wodja

id called John Wayne Toylit Paper

(5 years ago)

	Wodja

I bought me a Toylit Brush ..................................... man is that Rough

(5 years ago)

	Essexgold

Finger in the poop?

(5 years ago)

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	plumguy

That stuff is evil Wodj! Made by evil people to do evil things to poor people's arses!

(5 years ago)

	plumguy

2 fingers Essex, good thing I keep my nails trimmed!

(5 years ago)

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	Wodja

comes in brilliant compact lil cardboard boxes though, you gotta admit that, and super strong, you can wrap ya lunch in 2 pieces an it is still good for reuse.

(5 years ago)

	plumguy

So it gets to touch your food on entry and exit!! The tone is lowered!!

(5 years ago)

	Wodja

I see no difference between it and greasproof paper? and is free, thereby saving one both the expense of buying 2 differing products, that are both non reusable ?

(5 years ago)

	Agent_K

AKA John Wayne paper: Rough, tough and takes no shit.

(5 years ago)

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	TopCat57

We had Izal in the UK, was meant to be antiseptic, all it did was smear, yuck!

(5 years ago)

	Wodja

brings a new meaning to "Pap Smear''

(5 years ago)

	TopCat57

Upside is...you can take said turdlets home and keep them fresh for hours and hours....

(5 years ago)

	Wodja

one word : dags

(5 years ago)

	TopCat57

Dingleberries.

(5 years ago)

	TopCat57

Clingones

(5 years ago)

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	Wodja

crutching mulesing

(5 years ago)