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Mon, 18-Mar-19 3:40 PM (5 years ago)
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Occasionally I’ll wake up in the morning a little wet as I’m sure a bunch of us do. However, the other night I woke up and apparently had an orgasm while I was sleeping, does that happen to anyone els
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no
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Only when I was 13.
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All the time.
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not since i started wearing nighttime depends...getting old is hell
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Nope
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Not me
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Especially on Floppy Dick Mondays.....
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Only since my roof developed a leek (Welsh for leak boyo)
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"Bacardi and coke please, Myfanwi."
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* serves the only gay in the village*
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< bum trubbler
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Curry last night?
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yes, and btw I was at Mollie Sugdens wedding
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Invited, gate crashed, ran the bar, drank the bar dry?
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You heard then?
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It made the Somerset post...
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Yerrrr but,noooo but..shaaaaaa aaaap
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Scouser cause havoc at celebs wedding, police were called......Rozzers
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< Misjudged all his life angel
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*Spits drink*
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Sacrilege!!! Wasting alcohol is a hanging offence.
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Who said it was alcohol, do you think i'm mad? ...Don't answer that question....
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In other news ,I just read that Mother Teresa has been refused a third vote on her "deal" with out it containing substantial changes.
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*Slips into a coma*
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And who loosened your straight jacket btw?
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Raven...
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"Nurse ! Nurse! Ravin' was outta bed messin' about again ! "
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