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Have sex in the washing machine instead then 😜
(5 days ago)
MellieK and hornyfukcer like this
Haha I was just thinking that ‘in’ would certainly solve a problem or two… not sure I’m quite bendy enough, but it’s a thought 😂
(5 days ago)
anonymouspisces, Artistic, redacted, tugking70, McPhallus and 2 others, Mr_Vein and hornyfukcer like this
But Mellie, we have boobs and it's not a whole lot different!
(9 days ago)
MellieK likes this
They’re less crepey though NBI… and Raven this is true!
(8 days ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
Not hungover but absolutely exhausted. Way too many people, too many kids, too much food! 😂
(16 days ago)
Laphroaigh and McPhallus like this
anonymouspisces, Mr_Vein, Bbaggins4321, Rick12111, Saetyrical and 6 others, ksaint, Fbvines, smitten4u, hornyfukcer, lust_object_lost and McPhallus like this
Holiday and exercise should never, ever be used in the same sentence.
(1 day ago)
😂 TRC the hotel we’ve booked is practically half-way up a mountain, I imagine I’ll be doing a lot of complaining about exercise once I’m there!
(1 day ago)
theroyalcouple and McPhallus like this
Australia does really good park facilities doesn’t it!
(19 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Yeah. It's typical Aussie. Where we were the kookaburras were causing noise in the trees, the kangaroo mob were in the distance and the grass was green.
(19 days ago)
I was impressed with the bbqs everywhere! If we did that here they’d be covered in graffiti, bags of dog shit, and broken bottles!
(19 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
We bring our own. The public bbq things the council provide don't look too sanitary. So, yeah, kinda like yours. Lol
(19 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Get your fine self down to Oz where we’re still getting hot days in Autumn!
(19 days ago)
theroyalcouple and MellieK like this
So he’ll: if you make a ‘joke’ about hurting a woman and then when you’re pulled up on it you just say “I was kidding” rather than apologising, you’re a dick.
(30 days ago)
Fucking hell - I can’t type tonight. *So he’ll not see this
(30 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Ello, Mellie. I recommend zinc.
(30 days ago)
hornyfukcer and MellieK like this
hornyfukcer, tugking70, smitten4u, MitchandDaisy, Raven2005 and 2 others, maddog_rh and Jersey__Girl like this
I’ll read this when I’ve found my glasses
(31 days ago)
anonymouspisces, hornyfukcer, tracytvsubslut, happyhumper69, misterquidpro and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Wait… are those knickers too, or a tutu too? 🤪
(38 days ago)
mnaquarius, lennynatural, smitten4u, Bbaggins4321, Mr_Vein and 3 others, owbiglineman, ksaint and carteredridge like this
Sulks with rest of you miserable Sunday people
(45 days ago)
** decides to do homework on the school bus in the morning **
(45 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Id be too scared it mess with my wifi
(47 days ago)
KiwiPic, tugking70, smitten4u, LikesTwo, Mr_Vein and 2 others, misterquidpro and Slutty_on_NN like this
Saturnfinger1, MitchandDaisy, jake5270, smitten4u, Mr_Vein and 9 others, heydidyagrabmyass, happyhumper69, mojo75nz, owbiglineman, mrjimm, hornyfukcer, KiwiPic, juicy and Bbaggins4321 like this
It's bourbon barrel aged stout, it's a limited release that comes out once a year. It tasted pretty good, it wasn't bitter. I didn't drink the whole thing, I split it with someone.
(52 days ago)
Must have been most interesting interesting. It's not the quantity that counts, is the Quality
(52 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
When it's over 36c degrees, if the beer isn't chilled to 0.1c degrees, I ain't drinking it. 🙂
(52 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thanks. Only 8 more months of dealing with him.
(59 days ago)
smitten4u, hornyfukcer, jake5270, Mr_Vein, EmuLater and 5 others, tugking70, Jersey__Girl, McPhallus, MrsTrellis and markh232 like this
Good news Mellie, toss that lingerie on the floor, that’s where it looks best anyway! 🤣 Happy Valentines Day everyone!
(63 days ago)
MellieK likes this
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smitten4u, Rick12111, owbiglineman, drgoode845, Thumbs78 and 8 others, iamaghost, heydidyagrabmyass, AdeleGingerRaine, tugking70, mrsUnderDog59, Mr_Vein, GottaBeMe and Jersey__Girl like this
owbiglineman, AbleSquirrel431, anonymouspisces, Petiteaurora, Mr_Vein and 4 others, Relaxer, tugking70, hornyfukcer and GottaBeMe like this
They also do a gender switch VERY quickly!
(74 days ago)
MellieK, smitten4u, Petiteaurora, Mr_Vein, misterquidpro and 3 others, tugking70, Artistic and Agent_K like this
hornyfukcer, jusslurkin, Rick12111, PantyPirate, theroyalcouple and 3 others, GottaBeMe, smitten4u and owbiglineman like this
As long as I can see those amazing boobs, it’s a good day, Mellie!
(80 days ago)
MellieK likes this
If it’s all the same…. I’m only really good at the icing part.😉
(82 days ago)
jake5270, Fbvines, Dignitea, smitten4u, PantyPirate and 4 others, Mr_Vein, tugking70, misterquidpro and McPhallus like this
how far away is spring there Lovely Mellie,we have another 2 months,well that's really not too far away
(87 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Hey AGR! Yeah hopefully another 2 months will do it 🤞
(87 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Reading this as I start the workday Monday. Ugh. Better luck to all of us for a good week and better weekend.
(86 days ago)