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Fbvines likes this
Considering you started cooking two hours ago, I think it will be too well done for me now…
(10 days ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-24 7:01 PM (11 days ago)
There are good days and there are great days. Today was great, thank you.
MrsTrellis, Artistic, WendySilvia, anonymouspisces, tugking70 and 2 others, smitten4u and owbiglineman like this
My shoulder is feeling much better though! Doesn’t want the honeymoon period massages to come to an end 🤞🏻🤞🏻
(10 days ago)
hornyfukcer and smitten4u like this
Sat, 13-Apr-24 8:11 PM (11 days ago)
Nice walk on the beach, follwed by a quick. Cant wait for what tomorow brings.
Sat, 6-Apr-24 1:25 PM (19 days ago)
When your gf tells you that you look better in clothes.....thanks babe.
smitten4u likes this
Today's step is never the largest, but satisfying to say the least.
(25 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Did you marry a country girl hornyfukcer? First step : buy a tractor. Second step : fertilizer. ~ *cue the groans..
(25 days ago)
Rick12111 and hornyfukcer like this
A walk of a million miles, starts with the first step...........
(25 days ago)
Fri, 15-Mar-24 5:53 PM (41 days ago)
Had a good day at the office with his unofficial secretary.
Wed, 6-Mar-24 7:53 PM (49 days ago)
Urgh its doing that thing on my status feed where you can comment then you cant.
thanks will get this looked at this coming week
(46 days ago)
It's actually been a thing since like at least late July/early August 2023 🤷🏻♀️
(45 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and smitten4u like this
Naughty but innocent, such a shame its been that long! Why has no one raised a ticket about it!? We can't fix things we don't know are broken.
(45 days ago)
clittylicker and hornyfukcer like this
NN, many have complained about it so I am surprised they didnt send support a ticket about it. or maybe they just want to complain about things all the time🤷🏻♀️
(45 days ago)
NN likes this
Artistic and LittleSarah like this
I've not had that. We have an ABC and a Total Wine within driving distance. I'll have to look for it or ask, sometimes they can order stuff.
(51 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
It's brewed in Chicago, I'm not sure how far it gets distributed. But it's pretty good.
(51 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Some of these larger distributors can get stuff in that's normally not carried around here. I think you have to order a certain amount, but that's not a big deal. Someone will like it if I don't.
(51 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Mon, 19-Feb-24 5:38 PM (66 days ago)
Urgh Mondays!! Thankfully I have a long weekend to look forward to.
McPhallus, AdeleGingerRaine, cedar19, MellieK, Freckles and 3 others, smitten4u, LittleSarah and Artistic like this
dont blame mondays they make the weekend sweet
(65 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Weekends are better with Mondays off though right?
(65 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Sun, 18-Feb-24 10:01 AM (67 days ago)
Saturday was one of my best ever weekend days. One to remember. Feeling good. How are the rest of you lovely people getting on?
MellieK, tracytvsubslut, anonymouspisces, GottaBeMe, Freckles and 5 others, smitten4u, MitchandDaisy, McPhallus, Saturnfinger1 and LittleSarah like this
Wed, 7-Feb-24 6:05 PM (78 days ago)
My smartwatch says that when my girl kisses me my pulse goes from 67 to 107!
Thu, 18-Jan-24 6:41 PM (98 days ago)
My girl has just asked if I would like to see her drawers and she replied with pics of semi assembled flat pack furniture. Such is my life.
Sounds like a case of you getting the short drawer!
(98 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Asks her to keep a straight face when she slides it back in.
(98 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
I think Im gonna be naughty and have one tonight aswell. Ive gotta work early on thursday so wednesday is a no go! And the best part about vacation is i -can- grab a scotch if i want 😂
(121 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Mon, 18-Dec-23 5:10 PM (129 days ago)
Lures people in with cake, beverages and semi nakedness.
Artistic and eddie_aust like this
Wed, 6-Dec-23 12:50 PM (141 days ago)
Apparantly Im late to the party, what did I miss?
Well it turns out 7ft is bigger than I realised and I’m not sure there’s room for the star!
(141 days ago)
Sun, 3-Dec-23 2:46 PM (144 days ago)
When she treats you to monster munch, sex and pies....👀
Hmm? Ive got lots of mellie in my bookmarks😇
(143 days ago)
hornyfukcer and MellieK like this
If i was close enough to potentially catch it, id be too hot to get infected.
(143 days ago)
Patio open and it’s been raining a bit, but hey we all suffer lol
(2 years ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
A beautiful 80° F day with a good breeze off the lake
(2 years ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Tue, 10-Mar-20 7:30 PM (4 years ago)
If two people are on a see-saw and they are horizontally balanced - Is that a perfect moment?
I wish I'd done biology but instead I took up German, biggest mistake ever!
(4 years ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Teacher didn't like when she gave us a 5 minute break in the middle of a double lesson. We put Vaseline on the ouside door handle so she could not get back in.
(4 years ago)
hornyfukcer and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Thu, 20-Jun-19 6:27 PM (4 years ago)
I’ve decided to stop masturbating, since then I’ve not really felt myself.
one_cunning and cmp304 like this
Sun, 12-May-19 9:21 AM (4 years ago)
I asked for a lovely chick. I got nesting starlings in my roof. Not what I expected.
Makes another comment to hide the other one and revive status!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sun, 3-Mar-19 10:43 AM (5 years ago)
I ask my girlfriend to sexualy stimulate me with her key ring, but she just keeps fobbing me off.
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Hello there flitt, arti, raven, LP
(5 years ago)
Sun, 3-Feb-19 11:44 AM (5 years ago)
Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star, If I could get out of this place
kissing2018 and BettyAnneBaker like this
Mon, 28-Jan-19 2:25 PM (5 years ago)
I'd sit alone and watch your light, my only friend through teenage nights....
Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner...
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 and naughty_but_innocent like this
It's not a joke! I love that song! I may just put it on in the car in about 10 minutes
(5 years ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
I gotcha but I might've listened to radio gaga twice.
(5 years ago)
hornyfukcer likes this