)RockJohnson's Recent Statuses
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Mon, 25-Dec-23 2:35 AM (117 days ago)
Nipples on strippers and tassels that swing, these are a few of my favorite things.
Thu, 16-Dec-21 12:31 AM (2 years ago)
Confession: I've been jerking off to Vanna White for nearly four decades.
Gives new meaning for a dedicated fan
(2 years ago)
Tue, 20-Oct-20 11:44 PM (3 years ago)
Because your tits are on my list of the best things in life...Numnumnumnumnumnumnum!
😀 I’ll be singing that all night now.
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 15-Oct-20 10:42 PM (3 years ago)
Definition of a freak: Someone whose kinks are different than your own 
is better Artistic 
Sun, 8-Dec-19 6:23 PM (4 years ago)
Nipples on strippers and tassels that swing. These are a few of my favorite things.
naturallycurious likes this
Mon, 5-Aug-19 9:17 PM (4 years ago)
So happy NN exists. Showing one's penis to strangers is frowned upon at the supermarket 
Shh_dont_tell likes this
Sun, 29-Oct-17 10:26 PM (6 years ago)
Because your tits are on my list of the best things in life...Numnumnumnumnumnumnum!
Fri, 23-Dec-16 5:47 PM (7 years ago)
Nipples on strippers and tassels that swing. These are a few of my favorite things.
Sat, 5-Mar-16 7:54 PM (8 years ago)
If I get cranky, put a tit in my mouth and I'll be happy. Some things never change.
TeaGardens likes this
VK you could cheer the whole of status up
(8 years ago)
Sun, 6-Dec-15 4:41 PM (8 years ago)
Nipples on strippers and tassels that swing. These are a few of my favorite things.
Hello RJ xxoo................ ...........hug and kotc
xxoo................ ...........hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
RockJohnson likes this
Mon, 10-Aug-15 12:18 AM (8 years ago)
A very pretty pizza delivery girl just showed up. Wrong address. I really wanted to eat it.
boobsnbunz likes this
Wed, 11-Feb-15 11:31 PM (9 years ago)
To the lady in the Viagra commercial: I'm over 40 and my dick works fine. Call me.
LouiseDoubleDs likes this
Fri, 12-Dec-14 1:17 AM (9 years ago)
I need a blowjob and a nap. Surprisingly, not in that order.
Sun, 30-Nov-14 12:21 AM (9 years ago)
Tis better to give than receive. Unless it's oral sex. Then it's all good.
Fri, 3-Oct-14 6:03 PM (9 years ago)
I was asked why I shave my dick but not my back. I said, "I don't want you to suck my back."
Wed, 17-Sep-14 12:51 AM (9 years ago)
I think her name should be Sofia Viagra because she always makes me hard.
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