)LordDunmore's Recent Statuses
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Fri, 8-Jul-22 10:34 PM (1 year ago)
This has to have been asked before: How are pictures determined to be “Hot & Fresh?”
inuxbridge likes this
If it's a home grown real video then it's guaranteed to be hot and fresh
(1 year ago)
Thu, 7-Jul-22 10:28 PM (1 year ago)
My wife and I have started role playing in the bedroom, her favorite is "sexy librarian" where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book.
Wed, 6-Jul-22 2:50 PM (1 year ago)
Wife is introducing me to the upside down pineapple lifestyle. Nervous and excited!
We've been swinging since "09" or so and neither of us heard of this until maybe 2 years ago.
(1 year ago)
I be a thinkin' upside down pineapple be something really pervy matey, my Google search was a disappointment
(1 year ago)
LordDunmore likes this
Well now I'm definitely throwing out my pineapple pin 
(1 year ago)
Tue, 28-Jun-22 10:37 PM (1 year ago)
I bought you a brand new Ford; you said “I want a Cadillac.” I have you seven children, now you wanna give’em back!
lennynatural likes this
Mon, 27-Jun-22 11:32 PM (1 year ago)
I like your style, I like your class, but most of all i like your ass 😘
Sat, 25-Jun-22 10:20 PM (1 year ago)
I would like more friends here. If you have time, read my bio and see if you’d think we’d connect!
Wed, 8-Jun-22 11:56 PM (1 year ago)
Any wine drinkers? What’s your favorites? Louis Martini Cab Sav is one of my standards
lennynatural likes this
Beer and bourbon for me!
(1 year ago)
I’ve really been into Chacra Pinot Noir from Patagonia lately. And a variety of wines from Donkey And Goat out of Cali
(1 year ago)
@bimarriedbottom I’m a scotch drinker also!
(1 year ago)
Mon, 6-Jun-22 11:02 AM (1 year ago)
Working and tired. NN and coffee it is to get through the hours!
I live vicariously through NN. It and coffee are necessities.
(1 year ago)
Sat, 4-Jun-22 1:41 AM (1 year ago)
Shared a nice dry red and couple cigars with some friends this evening! Happy weekend everyone!
I have not had a cigar since I stole Lennynatural's a number of years ago now. Sounds like a lovely evening
(1 year ago)
Hubby is sharing his bourbon with me, although he is unaware.
(1 year ago)
It's a first that hear red wine referred to as dry. We learn something new everyday they say!
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 2-Jun-22 10:12 PM (1 year ago)
Wife texts: “Bc I get off on you watching me. I want you to watch me with someone else 😏😏😏”. I’m straight butterflies over it #sendhelp!
Wed, 1-Jun-22 10:55 PM (1 year ago)
Any Carnival Cruise Pineapples? Apparently my wife joined a Facebook group 😂😂
paramour likes this
I like pineapples on pizza and under cakes 
(1 year ago)
Now you're making me hungry
(1 year ago)
Sun, 15-May-22 9:29 AM (1 year ago)
The first time we made love I realized why I never prayed. One human can only say Oh God so many times.
Sat, 14-May-22 9:34 AM (1 year ago)
Lady, i will touch you with my mind. Touch you and touch and touch until you give me suddenly abe smile, shyly obscene.
Fri, 13-May-22 3:54 PM (1 year ago)
Just booked a 7 day cruise in October for me and the wife! Feel like a kid at Christmas! Can’t wait to see what we get up to and share with you all!
Thu, 12-May-22 11:10 PM (1 year ago)
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. My cock is a rock and her hole-in is swollen!
tugking70 likes this
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, peroxide makes the hair grow blonder.
(1 year ago)
This makes me hungry for an ice cream sammich........
(1 year ago)
LordDunmore likes this
Thu, 12-May-22 3:27 PM (1 year ago)
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?
Wed, 11-May-22 5:05 AM (1 year ago)
Salvador Dali, surrealist painter was born this day in 1904. Any ideas for a Dali themed photo shoot?
@heydidyagrabmyass I have it a shot, awaiting moderator approval now lol
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 10-May-22 7:06 AM (1 year ago)
Disclaimer: I used to have a premium account here several years back and it was awesome! I’m not quite getting the same vibe anymore. Has the site changed from back then or do I just need to give mo
Danthaman827 likes this
*tries shaking the site harder to create more vibes
(1 year ago)
Tue, 10-May-22 5:07 AM (1 year ago)
Lawd, it’s hot as balls today! Time to cool these puppies off
Mon, 9-May-22 3:57 AM (1 year ago)
Awaiting verification and first uploads, hope to have a great time here!