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smoothballs66's Recent Statuses
Wed, 5-Jan-22 9:38 AM (2 years ago)
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Fully loaded balls here and no one to receive it...
mrspnhim likes this
bet you can't reach yer chin
(2 years ago)
smitten4u likes this
Good movie tho canon ball run 👍
(2 years ago)
Leave it with a neighbour
(2 years ago)
Don't bust a nut tho .....
(2 years ago)
Oh it’s not base ball season yet so no need to load the ball pitcher up.
(2 years ago)
Tue, 28-Dec-21 10:45 AM (2 years ago)
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So horny and fully loaded with seed for you...
tracytvsubslut and rhinostool like this
i'll take all the seed you can give me
(2 years ago)
Can we try “So horny and snipped because contraception shouldn’t always be your responsibility…” thanks! 😜
(2 years ago)
Thu, 28-Oct-21 5:09 AM (2 years ago)
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Have a juicy thick hard boner....
Wed, 27-Oct-21 2:11 PM (2 years ago)
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Looks like the end of me posting any pics or vids, I don't have a passport anymore, don't drive so no license, UK don't have ID cards...
sb66, apply for a CitizenCard. They're about £15:00, take about a couple of weeks to arrive.
(2 years ago)
Smoothballs - an example of something else Mastercard didnt consider with their new "rules" they just assume everyone has govt ID..
(2 years ago)
johnhorny and Mr_Vein like this
.... just remembered! You can apply for a "provisional' license. It'll have your pic on, last the same time as well as a passport, handy for proving ID for going in public/hospitality venues! 😀
(2 years ago)
Drop mastercard then...if they are the only ones insisting on this, cos I am on other sites and they don't require the same...
(2 years ago)
johnhorny likes this
Other sites are breaking the rules. The adult billing companies dont distinguish between visa and MC
(2 years ago)
Wed, 6-Oct-21 5:38 AM (2 years ago)
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Have a juicy thick hard boner....
roadtrip2021 likes this
mmmmmgodyessss!!!
(2 years ago)
Mon, 4-Oct-21 5:14 AM (2 years ago)
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Any ladies with delicious hanging labia?
Saddlebags fits the bill
(2 years ago)
We had a 3some g/f around 10 years ago (who we no longer see) who had/has very long and thick inner labia. My wife and I could easily have one lip each in our mouths with room to spare.
(2 years ago)
If I was allowed to post a pic, I would. Still love looking at them!
(2 years ago)
Sun, 3-Oct-21 2:09 PM (2 years ago)
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Don't think I will be renewing premium membership, this has gone shit since pics take forever to approve cos they are now moderated
They’ve always been moderates…..
(2 years ago)
Yeah,orrible people they are,eyes too close together an' everything....
(2 years ago)
Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep coming to this circus.
(2 years ago)
TopCat57 and GottaBeMe like this
It's all about timing, my pics were approved quickly today.
(2 years ago)
Ooo lenny has new pics
(2 years ago)
Mon, 29-Mar-21 5:24 AM (3 years ago)
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Have a nice fat hard boner....
Slutty_on_NN likes this
Sun, 28-Mar-21 12:38 PM (3 years ago)
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Need my birthday treat...
Sat, 27-Mar-21 7:03 AM (3 years ago)
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Would love some more followers! Feel free to add!
Sun, 20-Dec-20 7:30 AM (3 years ago)
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Sooooo horny!
Sat, 19-Dec-20 11:41 AM (3 years ago)
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Just uploaded my erotic story I wrote during lockdown to my blog, hope you enjoy it!
Sun, 13-Dec-20 11:02 AM (3 years ago)
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Would love a pussy on my face right now!
Wed, 9-Dec-20 11:39 AM (3 years ago)
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Video upload is back to normal
paramour likes this
Tue, 8-Dec-20 2:59 PM (3 years ago)
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Videos not uploading, is there a glitch?
Must be
(3 years ago)
Yes, appears that is the case. We'll end up with a duplicate post for sure since tried twice this morning.
(3 years ago)
hopefully someone trying to upload reports it to support
(3 years ago)
paramour likes this
Did on this end.
(3 years ago)
Artistic and Playful2UK like this
Sat, 28-Nov-20 8:27 AM (3 years ago)
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Any ladies with delicious hanging labia?
Midnight69 likes this
Thu, 26-Nov-20 10:09 AM (3 years ago)
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Save a mouse, eat a pussy!
maraff and tracytvsubslut like this
weird that, in sweden you eat a mouse in denmark a pussy confused
(3 years ago)
<ate mousse once
(3 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Wed, 25-Nov-20 4:56 PM (3 years ago)
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Any ladies into watersports?
Yes, i have the skies of you have the boat
(3 years ago)
I've been known to dip the occasional maggot...
(3 years ago)
Wed, 25-Nov-20 9:59 AM (3 years ago)
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Horny for a mature woman right now!
Yep👍
(3 years ago)
Does she bring her bus pass as proof?
(3 years ago)
   
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