Whilestar's Recent Statuses
Thu, 2-Jan-20 2:11 AM
(4 years ago)
I’m late, but happy new year everyone! Wishing you all lots of fun and nudey times ahead xxx
Thu, 26-Dec-19 1:52 AM
(4 years ago)
Merry Christmas everyone x hope you had a wonderful day, and hope you got everything you wanted
Mon, 23-Dec-19 2:05 AM
(4 years ago)
You should always know when it’s too good to be true, huh?
Sun, 15-Dec-19 11:31 PM
(4 years ago)
To celebrate my return, the booty is back in action. Just a simple photo, but why not.
Tue, 10-Dec-19 2:02 AM
(4 years ago)
Hi all, sorry for disappearing. Long story. I missed you all. Also, sorry to those I was talking to, please forgive me for ghosting you, I didn’t want to.
Sun, 15-Sep-19 1:08 AM
(4 years ago)
Cuddles in puddles, or hugs on drugs?
Sat, 14-Sep-19 4:31 AM
(4 years ago)
Oh, I’m on the front page! On the front page and I don’t have boobs. I officially win at NN. For however brief it may be, I’m flattered. See ya later pervs. Happy weekend.
Sat, 14-Sep-19 1:30 AM
(4 years ago)
Girls, please, stop it with the mixed signals. STAAAHP
Thu, 12-Sep-19 12:32 AM
(4 years ago)
I just watched the Aladdin remake and I have mixed feelings. I enjoyed it, but I miss Robin Williams :’( the legend
Wed, 11-Sep-19 1:22 AM
(4 years ago)
Today I was reminded why I work alone. People Suck. Except you guys, you’re cool
Sat, 7-Sep-19 12:16 AM
(4 years ago)
I’ve decided. I’m going to write a book, and I’ll turn everyone that annoys me into a character, and I’ll kill them off in varying degrees of horror appropriate to my level of frustration.
Fri, 6-Sep-19 12:44 AM
(4 years ago)
I had a dream last night that I left NN open and my family saw my pics. Worst nightmare ever.
Thu, 5-Sep-19 1:47 AM
(4 years ago)
Woke up today super depressed about random things for some reason. Like my cat that died a few years ago, and breaking up with my ex. So I ate lots of Nutella. I feel better now.
Tue, 3-Sep-19 12:49 AM
(4 years ago)
I’m honestly clueless. A girl I barely know tells me she misses me, and I just don’t have a response ready for that. I’m so bad at flirting it’s not even funny. Pointers?
Sun, 25-Aug-19 12:00 AM
(4 years ago)
50% of status: “I’m horny”. 45% of status: “I'm bored”. 5% of status: “Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun…”
Sat, 24-Aug-19 1:00 AM
(4 years ago)
I need a massage, anyone good with their hands?
Thu, 22-Aug-19 1:56 AM
(4 years ago)
Would you date an android? If he/she was indistinguishable from a human.
Fri, 16-Aug-19 10:52 PM
(4 years ago)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Thu, 15-Aug-19 1:41 AM
(4 years ago)
What would you do if you worked for yourself comfortably, but had a pretty good job offer to work for someone else nearby?
Sat, 10-Aug-19 1:31 AM
(4 years ago)
So, a girl (a friend) starts telling me how she doesn’t expect anyone to want to talk to her, so I make an effort to talk to her...and...she ghosts me. Thanks a bunch for the demonstration! Lol
Tue, 6-Aug-19 1:53 AM
(4 years ago)
I seem to have a new routine...log on late, make sarcastic replies to status, go to sleep.
Sat, 27-Jul-19 12:57 AM
(4 years ago)
It’s too hot. My fan is just blowing hot air at me.
Tue, 9-Jul-19 1:19 AM
(4 years ago)
Do you ever get that paranoid thought that you might somehow magically send your NN pics to someone on your phone contacts?
Thu, 13-Jun-19 11:43 PM
(4 years ago)
If ever you need to feel better about yourself, just say “Bill Gates and I have a combined worth of approximately $80bn”
Tue, 11-Jun-19 9:43 PM
(4 years ago)
Me: calls client to express pride at completing complicated goal-A. Client: “have you completed super complex goal-B yet?”. Me: kills client
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