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MissManners's Recent Statuses
Sat, 16-Jan-21 11:37 PM (3 years ago)
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Bill Clinton called Trump a total amateur....he got impeached twice and no blowjobs involved!! smile
but but but Trump had the perfect call and the perfect speech,,, they went through it
(3 years ago)
thats true but he to get lots of politicians to kiss his ring
(3 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and metalwork like this
YEAH ... that's for sure!!! If you're going to get impeached make it for something enjoyable!!!
(3 years ago)
He didn't get a blow job but he sure fucked a lot of people. 😉
(3 years ago)
Sat, 16-Jan-21 8:19 PM (3 years ago)
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Extended Family Reunion tomorrow with about 70 people at Wal-Mart Aisle 4 smile
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Wed, 13-Jan-21 6:26 PM (3 years ago)
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Good guys goes to heaven...naughty guys brings heaven to the gals! smile
WOuld LOVE to bring heaven to you!!!
(3 years ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 2:29 PM (3 years ago)
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Light travels faster than sound....I guess that explains why some people appear smart before they begin to speak! wink
You’ve got that 100% bang on!
(3 years ago)
A smart man keeps quiet and is thought to be dumb. A fool speaks and removes all doubt (I think I screwed it up but you get the idea)
(3 years ago)
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Hence gags were created! 😜
(3 years ago)
Thu, 7-Jan-21 3:26 AM (3 years ago)
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Somebody asked me what my sexual needs are?......I told him "often"!
I think that answers the frequency of your needs, not the content smile
(3 years ago)
oh, i usually say about 3 hours
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 5-Jan-21 3:19 AM (3 years ago)
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During the Middle Ages they celebrated the end of a pandemic with wine and endless orgies.......does anyone know if anyone is planning anything??.......asking for a friend! (Yeah right) 😁
Lol...admit it your the "friend"
(3 years ago)
This is probally an Extinction Event
(3 years ago)
Not planning it yet but thanks for the idea
(3 years ago)
Can I bring bourbon?
(3 years ago)
I'm in my middle ages 😀
(3 years ago)
Mon, 4-Jan-21 10:55 PM (3 years ago)
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Guy: I'm so excited about our date tonight, Ive been saving up all week for it! Me: Oh, thats so sweet of you, that wasnt necessary, I'll split the bill! smile Guy: I wasn't talking about money! smile
oh splash...
(3 years ago)
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Wed, 23-Dec-20 1:25 AM (3 years ago)
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I realized the gawd awful contortions I put myself through whenever i shave my legs....then got thinking, "if a guy ever saw me his expectations for super kinky sex just went nuclear" smile
confused you have extra ordinary crooked legs?
(3 years ago)
And then you would respond...Is that a banana in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
(3 years ago)
You need a guy to do it for you. *looks for the sign up sheet*
(3 years ago)
Tue, 22-Dec-20 3:58 PM (3 years ago)
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Guys: wanna hear a joke about my penis?...oh forget it, it's too long! smile Ladies: wanna hear a joke about vagina?...oh, never mind, you'll never get it! smile
Happy Christmas MissManners...LOL
(3 years ago)
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X smile
(3 years ago)
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I LOL'd! smile
(3 years ago)
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Merry Christmas, MissManners 🎄 😘
(3 years ago)
Mon, 21-Dec-20 9:44 PM (3 years ago)
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Dating me can be fun...you get a comedian, a philosphpher, mental patient and a porn star all in one!
Sometimes you gotta take the good with the bad.
(3 years ago)
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Who cares about the comedian,philosopher or mental patient . I want the porn star in you
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 20-Dec-20 1:13 AM (3 years ago)
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A dirty mind can never be cleaned up........only exploited! smile
Why would one ever want to clean a dirty mind? No fun in that.
(3 years ago)
Exploit away
(3 years ago)
Sat, 19-Dec-20 9:18 PM (3 years ago)
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If you think I look good....imagine how good I taste! wink
- - cant see ya - -
(3 years ago)
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How can one imagine with no pics !!!
(3 years ago)
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Well to taste is to kiss and as you hate kisses, we have a problem there wink hya
(3 years ago)
would love to see some pictures of you.
(3 years ago)
That's something I imagine... often, MissManners 😋 Always delicious 😁
(3 years ago)
Fri, 18-Dec-20 9:01 PM (3 years ago)
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I honestly tried being a good girl.....but geesch it was the longest 2 minutes of my life! sad
Well don’t push yourself too hard, it’s the holidays!
(3 years ago)
Fri, 18-Dec-20 4:09 PM (3 years ago)
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I need some nasty and kinky sex that there's no doubt Im going straight to hell after!
What kind of music should i bring...on a highway to hell smile
(3 years ago)
Fri, 18-Dec-20 2:57 AM (3 years ago)
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I'll bend over forward for the right guy! 💋
I will bend over for the left guy then
(3 years ago)
MissManners and deepsea69 like this
I guess I'm just the man in the middle woohoo
(3 years ago)
MissManners and Fire_brand like this
Fire and padrino LOL uou guys crack my ass up
(3 years ago)
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Right up the middle
(3 years ago)
PApda I'll start calling you liberty bell then
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 17-Dec-20 6:04 PM (3 years ago)
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Teeth: "because blow jobs needs a reminder on who's really in charge"! 😉
LOL
(3 years ago)
Wed, 16-Dec-20 11:25 PM (3 years ago)
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What's hard, long and has cum in it??...."Cucumber" but I do like the way you think! smile
You say you like my cucumber?
(3 years ago)
Happy Christmas MissManners x smile
(3 years ago)
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had you said seamen it would have been a submarine.
(3 years ago)
What's long hard and full of seamen? ...A submarine
(3 years ago)
Wed, 16-Dec-20 10:59 PM (3 years ago)
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For the women who say "size doesn't matter"....has any of them have a 3" crooked dildo?...didn't think so!
there is a difference between a dildo and a man...let the jokes begin...
(3 years ago)
well tell that to guys saying its their only asset
(3 years ago)
MissManners and LOVEXXXPORN like this
I'm rather surprised how big these dildo's can be.. Do they hurt ?
(3 years ago)
Depends how hard you throw it
(3 years ago)
happyhumper69 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
hey a bullit can get me off LOL
(3 years ago)
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Tue, 15-Dec-20 8:04 PM (3 years ago)
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Been asked numerous times what type of men do I get turned on by.....there's only two types...imported and domestic!
But do they both have a 14 day cooling off period
(3 years ago)
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i.e. the type who give guys like me a bad name wink
(3 years ago)
MissManners and whipman-uk like this
Similar to my favorite beers cold and warm
(3 years ago)
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Bummer! I'm a transplant...
(3 years ago)
Is one who hops a border fence an import?
(3 years ago)
Mon, 14-Dec-20 10:17 PM (3 years ago)
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“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”
Boom boom lol a little comedy with your evening perv
(3 years ago)
but why do they say oh god oh god oh god! before
(3 years ago)
bukll pele is a she....
(3 years ago)
diety gender neutral
(3 years ago)
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I never do that!!! PROMISE!!!!
(3 years ago)
Thu, 10-Dec-20 6:03 PM (3 years ago)
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I just found out today that hubby is addicted to Viagra, I'm is taking it pretty hard.
HiManners..Perhaps you should pull him off the habit...grin
(3 years ago)
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I think he's more addicted to you that the blue pill. wink Hello MsM 😊😘 Hope you're both keeping well.
(3 years ago)
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Don't let him waste a good habit😉
(3 years ago)
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guess that's not a bad thing.... if you like it hard lol
(3 years ago)
Well at least you got a rise out of you
(3 years ago)
Thu, 3-Dec-20 1:27 AM (3 years ago)
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I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos.......but it's hard...soooooo fucking hard!
Sooo hard!!
(3 years ago)
Take your time, it'll cum.
(3 years ago)
Fri, 14-Aug-20 11:17 PM (3 years ago)
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I use to be an atheist, then I received oral sex and I've been screaming the Lords name ever since!
Bless
(3 years ago)
Mon, 17-Feb-20 11:29 PM (4 years ago)
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Taking a break, so wont be on as much as I was on chat......
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See you again
(4 years ago)
Don't stay away too long, you'll be missed. In the mean time... have fun, gorgeous. wink
(4 years ago)
Hello
(4 years ago)
I hope everything is ok. You know where I am if you want to talk.
(4 years ago)
Ltdan and MissManners like this
Miss manners..Your presence in chat a gemstone...smile
(4 years ago)
Mon, 10-Feb-20 7:56 PM (4 years ago)
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His finest hour...."lasted 48 seconds"!
Ermmmmm. Tell us more
(4 years ago)
No that's not playing ball is it!
(4 years ago)
48 seconds? So you got to go 4 times then.
(4 years ago)
Did he shout FOUR! 12 times?
(4 years ago)
We all have bad days!
(4 years ago)
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