MissManners's Recent Statuses
Sat, 16-Jan-21 11:37 PM
(3 years ago)
Bill Clinton called Trump a total amateur....he got impeached twice and no blowjobs involved!!
Sat, 16-Jan-21 8:19 PM
(3 years ago)
Extended Family Reunion tomorrow with about 70 people at Wal-Mart Aisle 4
Wed, 13-Jan-21 6:26 PM
(3 years ago)
Good guys goes to heaven...naughty guys brings heaven to the gals!
Tue, 12-Jan-21 2:29 PM
(3 years ago)
Light travels faster than sound....I guess that explains why some people appear smart before they begin to speak!
Thu, 7-Jan-21 3:26 AM
(3 years ago)
Somebody asked me what my sexual needs are?......I told him "often"!
Tue, 5-Jan-21 3:19 AM
(3 years ago)
During the Middle Ages they celebrated the end of a pandemic with wine and endless orgies.......does anyone know if anyone is planning anything??.......asking for a friend! (Yeah right) 😁
Mon, 4-Jan-21 10:55 PM
(3 years ago)
Guy: I'm so excited about our date tonight, Ive been saving up all week for it! Me: Oh, thats so sweet of you, that wasnt necessary, I'll split the bill!
Guy: I wasn't talking about money!
Wed, 23-Dec-20 1:25 AM
(3 years ago)
I realized the gawd awful contortions I put myself through whenever i shave my legs....then got thinking, "if a guy ever saw me his expectations for super kinky sex just went nuclear"
Tue, 22-Dec-20 3:58 PM
(3 years ago)
Guys: wanna hear a joke about my penis?...oh forget it, it's too long!
Ladies: wanna hear a joke about vagina?...oh, never mind, you'll never get it!
Mon, 21-Dec-20 9:44 PM
(3 years ago)
Dating me can be fun...you get a comedian, a philosphpher, mental patient and a porn star all in one!
Sun, 20-Dec-20 1:13 AM
(3 years ago)
A dirty mind can never be cleaned up........only exploited!
Sat, 19-Dec-20 9:18 PM
(3 years ago)
If you think I look good....imagine how good I taste!
Fri, 18-Dec-20 9:01 PM
(3 years ago)
I honestly tried being a good girl.....but geesch it was the longest 2 minutes of my life!
Fri, 18-Dec-20 4:09 PM
(3 years ago)
I need some nasty and kinky sex that there's no doubt Im going straight to hell after!
Fri, 18-Dec-20 2:57 AM
(3 years ago)
I'll bend over forward for the right guy! 💋
Thu, 17-Dec-20 6:04 PM
(3 years ago)
Teeth: "because blow jobs needs a reminder on who's really in charge"! 😉
Wed, 16-Dec-20 11:25 PM
(3 years ago)
What's hard, long and has cum in it??...."Cucumber" but I do like the way you think!
Wed, 16-Dec-20 10:59 PM
(3 years ago)
For the women who say "size doesn't matter"....has any of them have a 3" crooked dildo?...didn't think so!
Tue, 15-Dec-20 8:04 PM
(3 years ago)
Been asked numerous times what type of men do I get turned on by.....there's only two types...imported and domestic!
Mon, 14-Dec-20 10:17 PM
(3 years ago)
“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”
Thu, 10-Dec-20 6:03 PM
(3 years ago)
I just found out today that hubby is addicted to Viagra, I'm is taking it pretty hard.
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Thu, 3-Dec-20 1:27 AM
(3 years ago)
I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos.......but it's hard...soooooo fucking hard!
Fri, 14-Aug-20 11:17 PM
(3 years ago)
I use to be an atheist, then I received oral sex and I've been screaming the Lords name ever since!
Mon, 17-Feb-20 11:29 PM
(4 years ago)
Taking a break, so wont be on as much as I was on chat......
Mon, 10-Feb-20 7:56 PM
(4 years ago)
His finest hour...."lasted 48 seconds"!
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