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	Smoothnude50

Tue, 3-Dec-19 4:19 PM (4 years ago)

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I want to stand naked in front of you

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	HumanElephant480

And I would like to do the same thing for you

(4 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 21-May-19 6:06 PM (4 years ago)

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I want to try something different

	TopCat57

Eat sushi from a nettle, while balancing some Saki on your nose...

(4 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Mon, 20-May-19 4:04 PM (4 years ago)

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I am thinking are my neighbours able to see me naked in my garden

	Smoothnude50

Thu, 16-May-19 4:06 PM (4 years ago)

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Who would like some smooth penis?

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	MissAshlee

pen15?

(4 years ago)

	anon_a_moose69

all inwant is hap penis

(4 years ago)

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	PApda

Can anyone compete an entire sentence?

....Ohhhh mosey, I see what you did there

(4 years ago)

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	Smoothnude50

Thu, 16-May-19 4:06 PM (4 years ago)

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Would you like some smotth penis?

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 26-Mar-19 4:29 PM (5 years ago)

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I love to be naked and to be seen naked

	Artistic

Well you been here a while, so that fits

(5 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Wed, 20-Mar-19 11:44 AM (5 years ago)

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Is there anybody out there who would like to feel my cock in there ass. Message me if you do.

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 19-Mar-19 9:40 AM (5 years ago)

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I have been exposing myself again. Check out my latest pics.

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 5-Mar-19 9:55 AM (5 years ago)

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If you prefer men with pubic hair do not look at my photos. For everybody else, I hope you enjoy.

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	MrsTrellis

Deal!

(5 years ago)

	Nicksmith1950

So much better smooth. Great pics.

(5 years ago)

	dfdarthur

We luv your smoothness....!!!

(5 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Mon, 4-Mar-19 10:20 PM (5 years ago)

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I am hoping someone likes my photos enough to say hello

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	MissAshlee

i peeped and i was not even a little disappointed.... monday aint so bad after all...

(5 years ago)

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	Ley-dd

i was slightly disappointed i like my men with more fur

(5 years ago)

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	MissAshlee

and a sloppy tongue?

lmao.... i think im just easy.

(5 years ago)

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	LOVEXXXPORN

*have sloppy togue will travel^^^

(5 years ago)

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	dfdarthur

Luv your smoothness. .....so hot... ...!!!

(5 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Wed, 21-Nov-18 4:08 PM (5 years ago)

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My bum wants some action

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	mechman

I'd love to give it some action

(5 years ago)

	almostanything

Id like to give your cock some action...

(5 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Mon, 29-Oct-18 6:36 PM (5 years ago)

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I want an ass fuck. Are you interested?

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	bimarriedbottom

Your request isn’t clear, are you a top

(5 years ago)

	bimarriedbottom

Damn it...not sure how that happens...get cut off...whatever...trying to say top or bottom! LOL

(5 years ago)

	dfdarthur

Be happy to help...!!

(5 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 14-Aug-18 9:07 AM (5 years ago)

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Feeling extremely horny right now, with no one to share it with. Boo Hoo poor me.

	myicock4u

Same

(5 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 9-Jan-18 10:33 PM (6 years ago)

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Sex anybody?

	TopCat57

remind me what that is?

(6 years ago)

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	bman5946

Apparently something everyone else is doing constantly..

(6 years ago)

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	TopCat57

Everyone else apart from me then.hmmmm: P

(6 years ago)

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	Rene_Pogel

^^ don't look at me when you say that TC. Looking's all I do these days. Well, apart from wishing,hoping, reminiscing, you know the kind of thing I'm sure.

(6 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 14-Nov-17 5:49 PM (6 years ago)

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I am on my lonesome tonight. Need some sexy company.

	Horny_wifexxx

If I lived closer I would love to have you. Xxxx

(6 years ago)

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	Smoothnude50

Sun, 15-Oct-17 8:30 AM (6 years ago)

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It is Sunday morning and I am ready for anything

	Smoothnude50

Wed, 11-Oct-17 5:58 AM (6 years ago)

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Treat today like it is the first day of the rest of your life

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	Wodja

wot if ya snuffed it in ya sleep?

(6 years ago)

	Jacknjenny

Like, every day you can rediscover your dick.

(6 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 10-Oct-17 10:38 PM (6 years ago)

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I have just masturbated nude in the road outside my house.

	Newgirl16

(6 years ago)

	VTCali

Guess you didn't heed the stop sign

(6 years ago)

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	Baron_EnBleak

Any blue flashing lights?

(6 years ago)

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	Chuck-81

Thats just weird

(6 years ago)

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	Chuck-81

I hope you got caught

(6 years ago)

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	Smoothnude50

Mon, 14-Aug-17 4:28 PM (6 years ago)

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Who would like to have NSA sex this Friday Afternoon?

	Chuck-81

killa_nutz

(6 years ago)

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	killa_nuts

but only if u buy me dinner and treat me like a proper lady

(6 years ago)

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	Smoothnude50

Tue, 4-Jul-17 11:40 AM (6 years ago)

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So good that it is warm enough to be naked outside again

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 13-Jun-17 1:12 PM (6 years ago)

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From across the gulf of space, cocks much bigger than ours regarded our women with envious eyes. Slowly they drew their plans to impregnate them.

	Tigersteaks13

Would Extraterrestrials even have cocks, or humanoid anatomy? How presumptuous and narrow minded!

(6 years ago)

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	EmuLater

...and slowly they came...launches into War of the Worlds music.

(6 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Wed, 31-May-17 11:26 PM (6 years ago)

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I am waiting. When is anybody going to take my cock?

	Smoothnude50

Tue, 16-May-17 5:28 PM (6 years ago)

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Looking to meet someone for casual sex. No pretenders please

	OLDKellybean1983

I like my sex fancy

(6 years ago)

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	Smoothnude50

Mon, 15-May-17 10:35 PM (6 years ago)

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Are there any genuine people out there, or are you all pretenders?

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	flitterbee

^^ even sounds non gen you ine

(6 years ago)

	pbsandwich

I'm considering being less genuine. It would keep me out of a whole lot of trouble.

(6 years ago)

	im_hard

Pretenders??? I for one am Back In The Chain Gang

(6 years ago)

	clittylicker

Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender. Pretending that I'm doing well. My need is such I pretend too much. I'm lonely but no one can tell.

(6 years ago)

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	flitterbee

I tried to be not me but I couldnt do it, lol I am who I am

(6 years ago)

	Smoothnude50

Mon, 15-May-17 4:01 PM (6 years ago)

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I just can't stop getting naked, especially outdoors.

Her_Toy likes this

	Jagged_Edges

the police will put a stop to that.

(6 years ago)

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	Her_Toy

Don't fight it!

(6 years ago)

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