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Apkxx55's Recent Statuses
Thu, 24-Nov-22 12:41 AM (1 year ago)
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Bored... Someone message me?
'Me'. Yours truly, Someone
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo, cmp304, smitten4u and ksaint like this
But are you horny?
(1 year ago)
Because that goestogether like turkey and cranberry sauce
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat and manc5606 like this
Sat, 10-Aug-19 1:38 PM (4 years ago)
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Who has morning wood? tongue
isnt it good Norwegian wood
(4 years ago)
Always!
(3 years ago)
Morning, Noon, and Night boxing
(3 years ago)
Nope
(3 years ago)
What u doing moosey...whered u put bulwinkle
(3 years ago)
Sat, 10-Aug-19 12:04 AM (4 years ago)
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Who has a big hard cock I could borrow for an hour or two? tongue
I’ve got one but I’d like it back please when you’re done with it, people never return my stuff
(4 years ago)
Me! How about 3
(4 years ago)
Not this guy
(4 years ago)
fishindude68 likes this
I have
(4 years ago)
Bit over average...got a semi on...and I'll struggle to do two hours!
(4 years ago)
Sun, 16-Jun-19 9:53 PM (4 years ago)
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What are you guys up to on this beautiful Sunday?
going to sleep soon ... you?
(4 years ago)
I'm relaxing until I figure out dinner lol.
(4 years ago)
Looking at boobies and chilling to music on YT.....
(4 years ago)
sitting in bed watching netflix
(4 years ago)
Tug, have you heard of VoicePlay? You should check them out...search "road trip" by them!
(4 years ago)
tugking70 likes this
Fri, 26-Apr-19 5:24 PM (4 years ago)
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I'm bored, someone cum talk to me haha.
MidnightWriter and cmp304 like this
Well quit playing with your buff orpington and ya might be on time for once LOL
(4 years ago)
cmp304 likes this
There's a time limit ?
(4 years ago)
I am amazed at how the impact I have had improving general knowlege of poulty via status updates on NN
(4 years ago)
Have something for you ??
(4 years ago)
Check out my profile pics, and let me know what you think. Thanks in advance!!
(4 years ago)
Sun, 14-Apr-19 3:02 PM (5 years ago)
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What kind of panties do you want me to wear today?
Massive Bridget Jones ones....Phwooooar!
(4 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Two months ago TC you said the same thing
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and amancalledpony like this
Clotts
(4 years ago)
I know, I love Bridget Jones massive panties....shoot me...
(4 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
Crotchless ones! Come kick it with me Hungnhorny4fun
(4 years ago)
Tue, 9-Apr-19 8:38 PM (5 years ago)
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Stop leaving me on "read" guys geez lol.
hunginsc and wikdwayz4u like this
That's rude .. right ?
(5 years ago)
Apkxx55 likes this
Sun, 7-Apr-19 3:21 PM (5 years ago)
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Who wants to cum cuddle me this morning and keep me warm?
SlapdashPace and Neil_M_UK like this
How does a cum cuddle work? Is that like sleeping in the wet spot??
(5 years ago)
wink
(5 years ago)
Apkxx55 likes this
That’s what I call a sticky situation!
(5 years ago)
plumguy likes this
I'd cum cuddle you
(5 years ago)
Yes I’d cum and cuddle you all over your face, I mean all over the place. I think I had it right the first time
(5 years ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-19 3:34 PM (5 years ago)
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Thousands of dick pics... I think we need more ab pictures from guys tongue
Oh, that's what you think, is it? tongue
(5 years ago)
I have a six-pack...its hiding behind a pony keg...LOL
(5 years ago)
BryanP47 and MissAshlee like this
Abs-solutely. *pulls shirt off*
(5 years ago)
Apkxx55 and MissAshlee like this
If they were visible, I'd show 'em off wink
(5 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
errr what's "ab"
(5 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Mon, 11-Mar-19 1:03 PM (5 years ago)
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My boobs or my butt?
I was thinking the exact same thing, Mitch....kinda redundant imo
(5 years ago)
Both
(5 years ago)
always butt
(5 years ago)
Both in all honesty... but if I had to choose... boobs win by a whisker
(5 years ago)
Stalker alert,^?^^
(5 years ago)
Fri, 8-Mar-19 7:16 PM (5 years ago)
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Reverse cowgirl so I'm in control, or doggy so you're in control? wink
cm264 and Ecuadorean_guy like this
Always doggy.
(5 years ago)
ggbrooks likes this
Why settle for one. Plenty of time for both! Lol
(5 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
both
(5 years ago)
Both, but reverse cowgirl first. smile
(5 years ago)
bman5946 would like that!! tongue
(5 years ago)
Tue, 5-Mar-19 6:26 PM (5 years ago)
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My boobs or my butt?
Ass. Sit on my face, please0.0
(5 years ago)
Apkxx55 likes this
Tits are always a good choice
(5 years ago)
Apkxx55 likes this
yes
(5 years ago)
Your boobs are really nice, but your butt is where it's at!
(5 years ago)
Why do I have to choose? OK, butt.
(5 years ago)
Fri, 1-Mar-19 7:17 PM (5 years ago)
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Who needs a blowjob? Hahaha.
I've been standing here with my pants around my ankles for an hour...so get in line Mr V wink
(5 years ago)
bman5946, Mr_Vein and Apkxx55 like this
And finish giving you a pearl necklace x
(5 years ago)
Looks like everyone’s cumming out for this one. Sure, I’ll wait my turn hahahahaha
(5 years ago)
<<<<< Has a friend that does. Wait, let me go get him :0)-
(5 years ago)
Who the hell doesn’t? I’ll take one and then ask for another!
(5 years ago)
Fri, 21-Dec-18 1:39 PM (5 years ago)
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Booo my last picture got taken down :/
Boo indeed! Spoilsports
(5 years ago)
no 1 reason people are leaving this site
(5 years ago)
reading rules is good, if not happy ask live help
(5 years ago)
BettyAnneBaker likes this
Wait, rules? There are rules? Lol
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Sad! I liked that one wink
(5 years ago)
Thu, 20-Dec-18 11:07 PM (5 years ago)
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Hmm what panties should I wear tonight?
Invisible pair with blue lace
(5 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Lenny’s got it sussed. wink
(5 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Camando!!!
(5 years ago)
Two choices Aplxx. Some. Or none. wink If there's a vote, I'm ticking none.
(5 years ago)
I would bang ur ass any day
(5 years ago)
Wed, 19-Dec-18 3:59 AM (5 years ago)
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I'm super horny right now. Who's gonna come be my hero? wink
well, lessee...I'm 60, high cholesterol, IBD, and one leg shorter than the other. I'm thinking I ain't nobodies hero. But I hope somebody shows up soon for yalsmile
(5 years ago)
Apkxx55 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Mi El Superman!
(5 years ago)
would love to be your hero .like to tease you and make you so horny and wet that you beg me to to fuck you
(5 years ago)
Pick me pick me ??
(5 years ago)
Would you tremble if I touched your lips......
(5 years ago)
Sat, 15-Dec-18 1:57 PM (5 years ago)
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Up early on a Saturday, come talk to me while I'm still in bed wink
Gets in bed next to you " you sure you just want to talk ?"
(5 years ago)
Morning boys smile
(5 years ago)
Slow_stroker likes this
You thinking about what to do?
(5 years ago)
How’s yr morning in bed
(5 years ago)
Good, just relaxing haha
(5 years ago)
Thu, 13-Dec-18 12:10 AM (5 years ago)
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What would you do if I moved in next door to you?
Be unaware you are on NN?
(5 years ago)
Buy a lottery ticket can’t get any luckier than that
(5 years ago)
Jagged_Edges and PApda like this
I figured someone like you knows how to cook but might want to spend your time with other activities, so I am bringing you a pie and some cookies I baked waiting for you
(5 years ago)
Apkxx55 likes this
Fix up the dog house. Because thats where i would be after getting caught drooling over you
(5 years ago)
FitToy4Lv, PApda and nosanity like this
<passes bryan a towel and a bowl of food ;p
(5 years ago)
PApda likes this
Sat, 1-Dec-18 12:35 AM (5 years ago)
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What to do tonight...
Brics70 likes this
Dinner, movie, drinks, my place? In that order wink
(5 years ago)
I just went with the obvious, since it was what her profile suggested she likes. i'm a God damned detective
(5 years ago)
Stay with us smile [photo missing]
(5 years ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
yeah stay ^^^^ the creepy stalker guy is harmless
(5 years ago)
What a body! Could think of lots to do with you!! X
(5 years ago)
Tue, 20-Nov-18 3:38 AM (5 years ago)
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Do I post too many booty pics? Lol
with a booty as fine as yours, there can never be too many
(5 years ago)
Not a chance ! Keep them cumming
(5 years ago)
Well, you do have a nice booty
(5 years ago)
Nope! We want more! smile
(5 years ago)
No such thing as too many!
(5 years ago)
Sat, 17-Nov-18 12:59 AM (5 years ago)
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On my way home, and I'm horny haha.
Feelings mutual sexy!
(5 years ago)
People want to know how your story ended ^^
(5 years ago)
Sure wish we would have crossed paths..Hope you were able to scratch that itch : )
(5 years ago)
Are u still horny?xxx
(5 years ago)
Sat, 3-Nov-18 1:56 PM (5 years ago)
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Awake too early haha.
owbiglineman and baseball84 like this
good morning
(5 years ago)
Go back to bed wink
(5 years ago)
I can think of loads to do once UP in the morning! Lol
(5 years ago)
Come on chat i cant keep sending you messages lol im only allowed 3 in 24 hours
(5 years ago)
Long weekend? lol
(5 years ago)
Fri, 2-Nov-18 4:15 AM (5 years ago)
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I'm bored and no one is talking to me crying
Lady like u... no one is talking to . that's nuts hunny
(5 years ago)
Could always try starting a conversation yourself? Who knows?
(5 years ago)
Artistic likes this
are you trying to talk to people in here? join in on the convos or at least, try to start one and get others to join in
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Hi, Thats a good start
(5 years ago)
Helloooo, is it me your looking for?
(5 years ago)
Tue, 30-Oct-18 2:48 AM (5 years ago)
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What should I be for Halloween?
BE NA NA !
(5 years ago)
tickle_me_elmo likes this
More concerned with "where." Oh to see you in costume...
(5 years ago)
My date! tongue grin
(5 years ago)
Stunning as usual I guess
(5 years ago)
hopefully you were seriously 'serviced'wink
(5 years ago)
Fri, 26-Oct-18 10:25 PM (5 years ago)
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Feeling lonely today.
steelrat60 and wikdwayz4u like this
Does lonely like you feeling him?
(5 years ago)
Nutson_Yochin likes this
Grab his ass, I dare you
(5 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I’d love to keep you company wink
(5 years ago)
Apkxx55 likes this
Big hug and tomorrow is another day
(5 years ago)
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