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Mr_Elmo's Recent Statuses
Thu, 15-Dec-22 5:22 AM (1 year ago)
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In the wise words of Eddie Vedder: “On a weela, on a wissitonawayeaa, ani cownanasay, nanawowasay ani collab agaiiii”
I worked with a guy years ago that could sing that song perfectly like Eddie, and I couldn't understand him either, lol
(1 year ago)
There was a name for that, often used in grunge, singing style. Was it ‘yarling’? Can’t recall, but heaps of singers did that in the late 90s
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6, smitten4u and Mr_Vein like this
htt ps://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=KJy lN60RV t8
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Scott Stapp was a champion Yarling!
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Wi haams ha hopen... Creed... But "wahaa" is from Black...
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 9-Dec-22 10:42 AM (1 year ago)
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about 9 hours before the first quarter-final starts so I'm better off to bed. Oh, and check my new pics out grin
Night bud but I don't get the point ? 😂
(1 year ago)
I’m in Australia and it’s 10pm. The match starts at 6 local time. Or were you referring to the shameless plug? grin
(1 year ago)
I'm not looking mate .... lol I might have to ask mine to have a peep 😂
(1 year ago)
It's safe even for you to look Mojo. Usual Elmo's good photographic sense, artistic beautiful nude of a man's body.
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
Not the usual here a closer up of my bits in case you didn't get enough of the 15 previous ones.
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 7-Dec-22 1:01 AM (1 year ago)
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I’m getting to an age where i should use the ‘mature males’ category, but just like the slow lane on highways, i just don’t want to admit i belong there 🤷‍♂️🤭
*Puts on the Eagles "Life In The Fast Lane" just for Jersey_Girl
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo and Jersey__Girl like this
Aww, thanks, Lovex. I can't wait to listen to it again. heart
(1 year ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Jeez Elmo - at 49?!?! Give it a rest! You in 'mature men' would make us old? 60+ bastards feel like fossils!!!
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo, shy28boy and MrsTrellis like this
50 is the new 40? 😂😂. You’re not wrong, maybe I’m just having a hard time (no pun intended) to reach the milestone 🤷‍♂️
(1 year ago)
numbNNuts likes this
Does anyone actually care about those categories ? I just look for people still interested in sex 😊
(1 year ago)
Sat, 26-Nov-22 10:44 AM (1 year ago)
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Wow NumbNNuts, you really went all out for the painting competition thumbup great effort!
Agreed on that one. SuperNumbnnuts is in da house! yahoo
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo, numbNNuts and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Haha, thanks guys. I drew a layout for white, yellow and green (since it's World Cup time) but could only find red, yellow and blue..... Was bright anyway!
(1 year ago)
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Agreed, great jobs numbNNuts clap
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 22-Nov-22 11:58 AM (1 year ago)
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Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it, sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me!
Thanks for the great submissions to Mrs P's sexy chores challenge. She's going to really enjoy going through the pics from the challenge.
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo and NaughtyKat like this
Rihanna sex goddess 🥰😜😎
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
.. Cause I may be bad, But I'm perfectly good at it.
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
So throw me down and tie me up, show me that you like me. 😈
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 22-Nov-22 8:50 AM (1 year ago)
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If it takes 3 hours to approve a picture, my conclusion would be that there’s either no moderator around, or he/she has fallen asleep…
As a mod that posts now and again I agree it sucks that the rush of having a pic go live right away has been taken away. However. I’m more than happy to keep those who have not consented to pics
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo and heydidyagrabmyass like this
Being shared in a public forum safe
(1 year ago)
Hi Juicy, that was the only reason i started asking, as it -in my timezone - doesn’t allow for Spontaneous, immediate photo-responses, but so be it
(1 year ago)
Sorry I'm slacking, Mr sexy Elmo 😘
(1 year ago)
No, you’re in a different time zone. Hi sexy buns 😘
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 17-Nov-22 11:31 PM (1 year ago)
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Getting a tan here in tropical Queensland. Too bad it’s still like winter in Melbourne next week sad
NaughtyKat and gingersnap75 like this
Feeling like winter here now....I'm over it 😜 heya Mr
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo and bluebayour6 like this
Enjoy Queensland Sun. You never know it may follow you to Melbourne. 😊
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
…and now i’m like a frighin’ lobster (or moreton bay bug as they say here) sad
(1 year ago)
Hope that Vic brightens up soon.. Good to to believe that there will be no drought .smile
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
Not good. 😞 Aloe vera gel is the best remedy. 😊
(1 year ago)
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Fri, 11-Nov-22 2:51 AM (1 year ago)
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How long does it normally take between closing a competition and announcing a winner? My fingers start to get sore from checking the results… the suspense (no pun intended) is killing me
NN and smitten4u like this
from members usually 1 day ,,,,,
(1 year ago)
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(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
Congrats to Paramour! Well deserved winner of the Halloween competition thumbup
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and EmuLater like this
Mon, 7-Nov-22 11:10 AM (1 year ago)
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I am going through pictures I took when I was last here and remember how much fun it was to do them.
MrsTrellis likes this
Sun, 6-Nov-22 11:33 PM (1 year ago)
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Last 24hrs of the Halloween 2022 competition. Come on, get creative and get your last minute entries in!
smitten4u, Artistic and Mr_Elmo like this
Elmo, is that you? is it really really you? and where is the lovely wife of yours? miss you both in here grin
(1 year ago)
Artistic likes this
Hey Flitter! yahoo how are you?
(1 year ago)
hello Elmo yahoo well thanks and you ?
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
Doing well thanks. My wife is doing great but we sort of lost interest for nn for a while
(1 year ago)
flitterbee likes this
figured you guys had , alot of people have, me included, I havent been around much either, the good fun ones dont come in much anymore , only the bored and hornys lol
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 3-Nov-22 12:07 PM (1 year ago)
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Hello, long time no see
MrsTrellis and NaughtyKat like this
Don't know about Tickle tbh. I just wanted to have a quick peek, see how the old neighborhood was doing smile
(1 year ago)
Keeping my hairy toes crossed that she does! 😜
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
Nice to see you smile
(1 year ago)
Mr_Elmo and NaughtyKat like this
Hello Mrs Trellis - you've got some very tasteful pics in your gallery!
(1 year ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Hey sexy strangerwink
(1 year ago)
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Wed, 17-Jul-19 8:23 AM (4 years ago)
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Announcement for 'A day on the Green' this year. Last year we had Red Hot Chilli Peppers, this year they think 'A-HA' (remember them?) and Rick Astley is a good idea thumbdown wtf
I saw that and wondered wtf were they lol
(4 years ago)
taaaaake on meeeee
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo and ears1980 like this
I remember that song now I’ve heard it
(4 years ago)
and I got "never gonna give you up" stuck in my head all day. You're welcome angel
(4 years ago)
flitterbee and LOVEXXXPORN like this
I like a bit of Red Hot Chilli peppers.
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 16-Jul-19 2:05 PM (4 years ago)
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Bye all, time for me to sleep - stay Classy NNers grin
Artistic likes this
claassyyy.. no im staying you cant make me leave raspberry
(4 years ago)
NNight Elmo
(4 years ago)
Artistic likes this
btw "tickle" tickle isnt sleep wink
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 16-Jul-19 9:52 AM (4 years ago)
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Can't find the topic this started with, but NaughtyKat's secret wish is done LOL
Double negative ?
(4 years ago)
Don't confuse me Arti, love! Being intellectually challenged is trully hard. wink
(4 years ago)
LOL
(4 years ago)
you're slightly scaring me now Naughty scared
(4 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Be scared! Be very scared! * thinking of Mr Bean saying it* grin @ Elmo
(4 years ago)
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Fri, 12-Jul-19 12:14 PM (4 years ago)
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Has the 'NN Friday arvo' bar already been opened? Can I have a cold one please? Hi everyone
GottaBeMe and cedar19 like this
Hi Nath, happy Friday smile
(4 years ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
Hey, same to you!
(4 years ago)
Make mine a double!
(4 years ago)
Double rum and coke keep em comming
(4 years ago)
I wasn't around & missed the drinking! sad Nevermind, there's always next time. smile
(4 years ago)
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Sun, 7-Jul-19 12:26 PM (4 years ago)
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When did NN change from being free to charging even to just join? Did I miss anything?
But in your case you could change your account to couple and change your name.
(4 years ago)
Hope all can be sortedElmo. I noticed a while ago. there was some concern of two premium memberships merging into just one at a loss of $...
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
oh might be NNs way of solving the bots i guess?
(4 years ago)
WendySilvia likes this
don't get me wrong, I'm ok to keep this one and add another one for us as couple, I just didn't know this was the new way. May be good to rise the bar just a little, dunno
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
raise the bar..... rise ....tsk tsk LOL
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 27-Jun-19 1:25 PM (4 years ago)
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Looks like I - just like Tom Gleeson for the logies - need to use dirty tactics. Please vote for my pic and you can have what'sin the bag! [Link]
*votes "votes "votes yahoo
(4 years ago)
and you don't even know what's in the bag.... or do you? wink
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I bet it's not Cheetos!
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
I already voted, only allowed one feelindown
(4 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Votes smile
(4 years ago)
Wed, 26-Jun-19 2:38 PM (4 years ago)
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OK folks - it's been fun, but it became Thursday here 30mins ago so I better go sleep. Stay classy! LOL
PApda and GottaBeMe like this
You just gotta know how to fill your pocket cards grin
(4 years ago)
lol pocket rocket
(4 years ago)
How do you know I'm not wearing them?
(4 years ago)
I guess I lost both of you to the outdoors...or boredom
(4 years ago)
I only know you weren't wearing them this morning PApda grin
(4 years ago)
Tue, 18-Jun-19 1:36 PM (4 years ago)
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Fun Fact: Men who help with housework also tend to have more sex. See you all, i have dishes to do! wink
Soooo true!!!
(4 years ago)
I disagree, libido doesn't need to be high. Average works fine paired with desire! wink
(4 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Living alone...all my hard work goes to waste sad
(4 years ago)
Ok Kat, good point. But I meant more like if the sex life is relying on chores done for the spark, then no one is getting laid haha
(4 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Good lad, shows experience is at hand there elmo
(4 years ago)
Sat, 15-Jun-19 12:48 PM (4 years ago)
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Anyone else about to start watching the LeMans 24h races?
Mr_Vein likes this
weirdly enough im here to look at boobies smile
(4 years ago)
Anyone else having a late 80s early 90s music marathon
(4 years ago)
Sledgehammer
(4 years ago)
mrmeaty123 likes this
no-one said they're mutually exclusive ChrisT1988 wink
(4 years ago)
Yup! The start of a 24 hour sprint!
(4 years ago)
Fri, 14-Jun-19 8:20 AM (4 years ago)
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Things I learned since joining NN: men like to measure a penis, ladies are supposed to show their boobies on Friday, some like tributes and oh, never to buy a second hand iphone or ipad LOL
maraff, cmp304, GottaBeMe and Artistic like this
I love a wide berth lol
(4 years ago)
as long as she doesn't end up giving birth wink
(4 years ago)
Res one born every minute they say tongue
(4 years ago)
There’s *
(4 years ago)
^ senses a nervousness there,lol
(4 years ago)
Fri, 14-Jun-19 5:10 AM (4 years ago)
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A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
Yes, so wrong but soooo funny!
(4 years ago)
Kiss me where it smells funny!
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
On you! That'd be nowhere me thinks lol!
(4 years ago)
cherry almond! grin
(4 years ago)
That sounds amazing. Id like to find out for myself wink
(4 years ago)
Thu, 13-Jun-19 8:15 AM (4 years ago)
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Going to the gym or plonk on the couch with a beer.... choices! LOL
KiwiPic and SexyEnglishBabe like this
Mr Elmo is now officially my favourite plonker wink
(4 years ago)
I’ll better stop procrastinating and my sexy arse to the gym wink see ya’ll later!
(4 years ago)
see ya there with ya sexy arse, you will see me on the couch enjoying that beer while you work out wink
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
I'm sitting on that cyclo fingy in the corner, with full view of the room. What you're wearing so to locate you & live perv you?
(4 years ago)
Rodney, you plonker! wink
(4 years ago)
Wed, 12-Jun-19 2:01 PM (4 years ago)
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I'm off - time for sleep. Have a great day everyone! yahoo
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Wed, 12-Jun-19 1:27 PM (4 years ago)
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Apparently it is "Peanut Butter Cookie Day" today. Really? Who comes up with this stuff?
brb
(4 years ago)
I _did_ have it set to just friends. I dont remember doing that.
(4 years ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
My guess would be the manufacturers of the said product.
(4 years ago)
HLC - seems fixed now - so you may be more popular than you thought LOL
(4 years ago)
Doubtful bwahahah
(4 years ago)
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