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themuffinboy's Recent Statuses
Sat, 18-May-19 11:44 AM (4 years ago)
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retro porn 4k restoration is a thing of beauty
Fri, 17-May-19 6:45 PM (4 years ago)
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Would anyone be kind enough to send me 2 nudles in exchange for some tributes?
the benefits of premium havent changed since you last premium ran out
(4 years ago)
I just looked at your gifts,ash...wedding cake...flowers...and one tube of lube lol
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
i never asked for any of it grin
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
You must have been delighted when you got the lube though surely?
(4 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
that one- i was pretty amused by. i referred that friend here smile
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Fri, 17-May-19 2:44 PM (4 years ago)
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i have been sent 3 nudles by a lovely member but i see its 5 for premium trial sad Is there anyone who would be really kind and send 2 nudles in return for tributes?
and if I default?
(4 years ago)
I come after you with my security
(4 years ago)
I've got my social security to protect me....
(4 years ago)
I'll put you down as a maybe then
(4 years ago)
aww you guys sad
(4 years ago)
Fri, 17-May-19 9:41 AM (4 years ago)
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will someone be so good as to send me 3 nudles so i can try prem? tributes in return?
Will give you if you post a pic of me covered with your cum
(4 years ago)
Fri, 12-Apr-19 12:14 PM (5 years ago)
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Vintage porn is my choice of viewing for the day!
riverguy likes this
sadly too young to have owned any originals.. plenty on the hubs now to make up for it though smile
(5 years ago)
Well don’t i feel old
(5 years ago)
same age as me Molly
(5 years ago)
This place has pretty much ruined commercial porn for me, vitage or otherwise. I would much rather see amatuer porn from a real woman.
(5 years ago)
MidnightWriter and riverguy like this
I definitely feel old.....
(5 years ago)
Sat, 6-Apr-19 4:19 PM (5 years ago)
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Will be posting my first blog later!
FitToy4Lv likes this
Fri, 12-May-17 6:28 PM (6 years ago)
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I think tomorrow is gonna be a tribute kinda day... Any requests?
Yeah, no more sorrow by linkin park, please smile
(6 years ago)
Good job I'm good at strumming 😀
(6 years ago)
metalwork likes this
I don't strum too well but I can stroke
(6 years ago)
themuffinboy likes this
Sat, 19-Nov-16 5:51 PM (7 years ago)
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Cock and balls ready for a trim before joining video chat for some mischief. Hope plenty are playing tonight
rhinostool likes this
Fri, 17-Jun-16 7:50 PM (7 years ago)
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Euro wanking game in progress - put your filter on photos on here, set to Spain, then switch to Turkey... see who gets you hardest
Fri, 20-May-16 8:36 AM (7 years ago)
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Horny British housewives.. raise your hands
furry muff
(7 years ago)
is there any other way to raise your hands lol
(7 years ago)
unlike putting your hands up eh...
(7 years ago)
but that normally involves handcuffs
(7 years ago)
registration showing non present
(7 years ago)
Wed, 20-Apr-16 3:46 PM (8 years ago)
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Uk people where are your fun in the sun and nude bathing pics...
No rickets for me yahoo
(8 years ago)
No probs mark wink
(8 years ago)
I'm just back from collecting vitamin D with the dogs LD
(8 years ago)
mermaid_hunter69 likes this
Who swapped my phone with Mark's?? grin
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
need sun and warmth to go with it ...before fun in the sun pics are advisable
(8 years ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-16 12:37 PM (8 years ago)
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horny housewives where are you.....
SluttyMILF38 and mrspnhim like this
In their houses tongue
(8 years ago)
snapshot77 likes this
they need to get on here!
(8 years ago)
In the kitchen baking muffins!
(8 years ago)
Feeding their unicorns
(8 years ago)
Tue, 22-Dec-15 9:19 AM (8 years ago)
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any horny mature housewives in need of a younger cock this christmas?
lucky im not a housewife huh ....i got my turkey other day too
(8 years ago)
turd duc in is the ''in'' thing
(8 years ago)
its a shame cos looking at his userpic, there is plenty of meat on the bone wink
(8 years ago)
cock will doodle doodle do wink
(8 years ago)
done to a crisp...gas mark 7...
(8 years ago)
Fri, 17-Apr-15 9:51 AM (9 years ago)
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off work,,, cock rings on... newbie nude being browsed.. life is good... just need a horny mature lady to join in now
rem870 and mrspnhim like this
wedding ring and engagement ring = suffer ring grin
(9 years ago)
ooooohhhh not a fan then?
(9 years ago)
them there wedding ring things caused me nowt but pain and anger
(9 years ago)
looks good smile
(9 years ago)
nah, not avvin it...
(9 years ago)
Sun, 15-Mar-15 7:34 AM (9 years ago)
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Happy Mothers day to all you sexy MILFs out there
happybelle, SexyAnnieC and mrspnhim like this
Thank you babe wink xxx
(9 years ago)
thank you xx
(9 years ago)
thank you babe xxx
(9 years ago)
Thank you...mwah xxx
(9 years ago)
but how do we know which of the mothers are happy? blink
(9 years ago)
Wed, 1-Oct-14 10:07 AM (9 years ago)
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This is my cock. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My cock is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my cock is useless.
balls play a part in this yes.. less mastering required tho
(9 years ago)
Without you, your cock is useless...to you. It may be of immense service to others (perhaps better than you). Obviously you're unaware of the mission of lyns's and my clinic. sad
(9 years ago)
cock can be put through some firing practice if required?
(9 years ago)
nah, its mission is erotic, and if you make an appointment, we guarantee that mission will be completed in spades, so to speak. grin
(9 years ago)
Got a full metal jacket for it? tongue
(9 years ago)
Sun, 19-Aug-12 5:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Searching for some Desiree Cousteau porn.... the first porn vid i ever watched after finding it hidden in my parents cupboard
www(DOT)xhamster(DOT)com/search.php?q=desiee+cousteau&qcat=video
(11 years ago)
but tux, she's 99 and 99/100th pure.
(11 years ago)
one i remember well was an orgy, but cant seem to find that... the other was of her fucking jogn holmes on a boat, and a guy in a porn shop which i've found wink ahh the memories
(11 years ago)
99 99/100% pure sexy passion tongue
(11 years ago)
A NN'er has just pointed me in the direction of the orgy scene smile
(11 years ago)
   
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