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casstess's Recent Statuses
Wed, 4-Oct-23 4:15 PM (176 days ago)
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"This recipe calls for leftover bacon, and it might as well call for dragon tenderloin or bigfoot steaks." Not my words, but might as well be.
As dumb as a candy bar claiming to be 2 servings.
(176 days ago)
smitten4u, casstess and nosanity like this
Moods are changing cass.. Looks like Gifs are on the stage...happydance
(176 days ago)
Leftover Bacon? No such thing
(175 days ago)
ksaint, casstess and nosanity like this
Never had leftover bacon. Ever.
(175 days ago)
ksaint and casstess like this
:O who has any leftover bacon :O
(175 days ago)
casstess likes this
Sat, 22-Jul-23 7:10 PM (250 days ago)
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So, umm, it's been a hot minute since I've wandered around here.... *dusts off cobwebs*
Thanks everyone! It's lovely to be perusing NN again and see familiar faces! Naked hugs to all.
(247 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 and Raven2005 like this
Great news. You're the inspiration for our picking up a tail. Looking forward to more fun pics from you.[photo missing]
(247 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 and Raven2005 like this
Welcome back! (hands Cass a box of Swiffers)
(247 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
welcome back!
(247 days ago)
So happy your posting pics again, and so enjoying the velvet series
(243 days ago)
Tue, 10-May-22 6:50 PM (1 year ago)
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If I can make at least one person smile, pee their pants a little or maybe spit out a drink, then my day was not wasted.
^never been pregnant
(1 year ago)
Ummm I see....
(1 year ago)
I made a cousin spew mashed potatos from his nose once,,,I found that super funny and it completed my day smile
(1 year ago)
The world needs more people like you, Cass!
(1 year ago)
Then your days are never wasted because you cause at least one of these every day for me.
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Mon, 9-May-22 3:18 PM (1 year ago)
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Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play "hide and seek."
Mine vibrates in my pocket.....even when its not in there unsure
(1 year ago)
Jersey__Girl and casstess like this
Is there anyone here who don't have a zombie cell phone ?
(1 year ago)
Just you, Hi, Ravers!
(1 year ago)
crying so so sad. What are we turning into..Hellos Dana smile
(1 year ago)
have you tried putting it in a yellow and blue make green ziplock bag and then staple it to the wall?
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
Sun, 8-May-22 4:08 AM (1 year ago)
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but It's not flying. ✈️
Infinity and "beyond"?
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
Call a mechanic. I might know one of those
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
Better get a new one
(1 year ago)
casstess and PApda like this
Give it a good toss and it should fly for you
(1 year ago)
casstess and PApda like this
Then your doing it all wrong!! 😂😂😂
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 5-May-22 11:14 PM (1 year ago)
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug eight people at the same time.
suction cups!
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh and bluebayour6 like this
Lol louis- ten tickles!
(1 year ago)
*makes a note aside the dictionary
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
damn.. why the sun is so fast returning on this side.. guess I'll going to sleep now that I booked my tentacle
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Be careful don’t leave a hickkie
(1 year ago)
Wed, 4-May-22 1:11 AM (1 year ago)
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My mind is like my internet browser. I have 19 tabs open. Three of them are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
mustve left someones myspace page open tongue
(1 year ago)
casstess and bluebayour6 like this
Thanks artistic and ash! *closes those tabs amd still hears sound*
(1 year ago)
Lol hung, I can't seem to forget this stupid ditty called little bunny foo foo.
(1 year ago)
bluebayour6 and hunginsc like this
My mind is like a tornado, there's all kinds of crazy shit flying around in circles and it's often hard to make sense of anything. LOL
(1 year ago)
You, too? laugh
(1 year ago)
Mon, 2-May-22 1:16 PM (1 year ago)
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I didn't want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies.
that how I learn how to climb ;p
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
Some of us have grown up but still can't reach the cookies,hey lovely Tess : )
(1 year ago)
^LOL I'll get you a cookie adele ;p
(1 year ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I wanted to grow up to be allowed to watch NN! ... and for the cookies XD
(1 year ago)
I just wanted to stay late.... shit still cant
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
Sat, 30-Apr-22 12:59 AM (1 year ago)
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They said ‘don’t try this at home’ so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
Promise?
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
I like the way you think wink
(1 year ago)
casstess and Laphroaigh like this
*picks up slingshot and mumbles something about a moose* The Llama should work much better. Thanks Mr s!
(1 year ago)
smitten4u and Laphroaigh like this
No problem! Hey there’s a case of cheeze whiz and a midget in the closet if it helps…🤠
(1 year ago)
Laphroaigh and casstess like this
Perfect! *starts handing out cheese whiz and welding masks* You're going to want these.
(1 year ago)
ksaint and smitten4u like this
Thu, 28-Apr-22 2:25 PM (1 year ago)
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Much of my life is a contest to see which of the voices in my head can say the funniest stuff.
unborn chicken voices? did you eat too many eggs? ...do you need some bacon? 😜
(1 year ago)
Mmmmmm B A C O N !
(1 year ago)
Mine just asked me what does peanut butter and a stripper have in common? They both spread for breat!
(1 year ago)
Bread 🍞
(1 year ago)
Ahhh strippers- women who don't care what I look like, just that I have cash on hand.
(1 year ago)
Wed, 27-Apr-22 3:05 PM (1 year ago)
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Don't look now, but i'm hiding under your bed
^^^ It’s always ok to be a little dirty. And sometimes it’s ok to be a lot dirty!
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
^instructions unclear. Has dirty mind and doesn't know if that's sometimes or always ok....
(1 year ago)
risingmoonsunset likes this
It's *always*ok to indulge your dirty mind cass. You know that wink
(1 year ago)
casstess and risingmoonsunset like this
Oh whew! *goes back to looking at naughty pictures and reading naughty comments.
(1 year ago)
urwayhot and risingmoonsunset like this
My bad for being unclear. You do You, regardless of how dirty. I’ll do me by perving on you
(1 year ago)
Tue, 26-Apr-22 2:56 PM (1 year ago)
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happy T.i.T.! (tail in tuesday) always happy to help the tail-curious find a fluffy!
I'm guessing it didn't have the same affect mellie ;p
(1 year ago)
MellieK likes this
Not so much!
(1 year ago)
did you comment on fb bout the buttplugs...bet that was funny af
(1 year ago)
Not publicly 😜 but she never replied actually thinking about it!
(1 year ago)
Thanks for sharing Cass!🔥
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
Sun, 24-Apr-22 11:23 PM (1 year ago)
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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
*goes and hugs his pillow XD
(1 year ago)
I miss my bed occasionally when I’m drunk, end up on the floor 😜
(1 year ago)
makes sense!wink
(1 year ago)
that makes so much sense smile
(1 year ago)
Thu, 21-Apr-22 11:34 PM (1 year ago)
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throwing marshmallows upwards and catching them in my mouth
score! heart
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
I had some that were the size of a big fist....hey casstess
(1 year ago)
are we still talking about marshmallows Adele? LOL
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Well I never,,,,yes of course : blushesfiercely :
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I Like big marshmallows. grin
(1 year ago)
Tue, 19-Apr-22 2:05 PM (1 year ago)
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Use your smile to change the world; don’t let the world change your smile.
Good advice! 😁
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
I keep smilin, with little help fom my friends! grin
(1 year ago)
casstess likes this
Not even an orthodontist?
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee and casstess like this
I smile even when things could be better..A way to cheer someone up smile
(1 year ago)
MissAshlee, casstess and GottaBeMe like this
I really like this.. great advice
(1 year ago)
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Thu, 14-Apr-22 12:54 AM (1 year ago)
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"This movie may contain nudity". ...either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time. 😜
If only
(1 year ago)
KiwiPic likes this
But I could probably wear a tight tank top with nipples erect and be fine by that law because they're covered. So ridiculous
(1 year ago)
Saturnfinger1 and MissAshlee like this
Everyone just needs to frolic naked more
(1 year ago)
that works cass, or something seethrough? or mesh? wink A shame cause they should be free more
(1 year ago)
i was just watching "the Martian" on TV. After every commerical break the had the warning "this move contains nudity" near the very end we see Matt Damons naked butt (and Jessica Chastains was in
(1 year ago)
casstess and MissAshlee like this
Sat, 2-Apr-22 6:11 PM (1 year ago)
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happily horny
Horny too, but Un happily
(1 year ago)
Hopefully that will lead to some more hot naughty pics 😉
(1 year ago)
Are you happier if you stay horny or if you do something about it?
(1 year ago)
I'm so horny I'm fit to be tied😉 ICU know that feeling too cass... what a HOT pic! 😈😎
(1 year ago)
I'm sure someone took care of your needs!
(1 year ago)
Sat, 5-Mar-22 5:00 PM (2 years ago)
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totally enjoying a solo weekend vacation!
lol! love the quips but i think artistic had a good point!
(2 years ago)
Have some solo fun, pics or it didn’t happen!
(2 years ago)
casstess likes this
Totally the best single status ever, does it come with supplements
(2 years ago)
casstess likes this
Enjoy, Cass. I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding things to do with yourself😉
(2 years ago)
casstess likes this
Wish I was there to un-solo some time for you! 😈
(2 years ago)
casstess likes this
Tue, 18-Jan-22 7:31 PM (2 years ago)
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gotta love tail time smile
anything you desire to show everyone
(2 years ago)
casstess likes this
I was going to say Pics or it didn’t happen but here she is volunteering! Take pics of everything!
(2 years ago)
Pin it on the donkey?
(2 years ago)
Laundry. Stuck in the washing machine even tongue
(2 years ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Absolutely!
(2 years ago)
Tue, 21-Dec-21 3:57 AM (2 years ago)
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Have you ever thought about how you dry off after a shower and how that motion you go through Is unique to you?
swim wiv ya own dead skin cells n fart n arse crak juice n play submarine wiv torpedo shot oot ya fwoppa sad
(2 years ago)
^ worra werdsmiff
(2 years ago)
gnatural tallint brew grin
(2 years ago)
Impressed the hell outta me, anyweighs
(2 years ago)
Why dry off? I like to stay wet as long as I can 😋 Ok, that was a lie but still sounded sexy, right? 🤣
(2 years ago)
Sun, 28-Nov-21 9:06 PM (2 years ago)
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Can't wait for amazon delivery because they are bringing me more sexy clothes!
You don't need clothes
(2 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Nice
(2 years ago)
Look forward to seeing your new outfits!
(2 years ago)
Sat, 27-Nov-21 3:11 AM (2 years ago)
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I never realized how much I missed NN, feels great to post again!
yes,, been a while, dig the new pics too,,,,,gonz
(2 years ago)
casstess likes this
Loved seeing your pictures. You look wonderful x
(2 years ago)
casstess likes this
Looking good to
(2 years ago)
Very nice to see you here..smile
(2 years ago)
Greatttt to have you back!
(2 years ago)
Wed, 18-Sep-13 4:48 AM (10 years ago)
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gotta love/hate that moment when you're lying in bed almost asleep and some part of you says "hey, let's go check out NN..."
i like it when guys do that, repeatedly, and with force. wink
(10 years ago)
I like to think I do it skillfully, lol
(10 years ago)
Hi theres sweet cassie...missed you xx
(10 years ago)
I have that feeling almost every night when some part of me says "hey, let's go check out NN... maybe the wonderful "casstess" published some new for my dreams" I like to go asleep with you in my mind
(2 years ago)
(but I have to tell you that my dreams are then only for adults ... but with you wonderful... how alive).
(2 years ago)
Sun, 14-Jul-13 2:14 AM (10 years ago)
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just finally back on NN after a hiatus..camming with pumpkinpuppy
Mon, 11-Mar-13 3:40 AM (11 years ago)
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camming with pumpkinpuppy after playing dress up for pics
SunTanGuy likes this
I love watching you cam smile
(11 years ago)
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