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Mon, 15-Apr-24 7:53 PM (9 days ago)
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Sausages...
nuthin clever bout a deek, even a floppy one :blink"
(9 days ago)
Twis Tuesday here now. Not Foppy Dick Monday. and Sausages don't xxxx
(9 days ago)
so you good to go werk at ronalds then? w00t
(9 days ago)
Sausages...They can be in many forms of content.. Traditional Prk orBeef one's cand be excellent for health, McYuckies burger let themselves down with Sugar Buns and Preservatives.
(14 minutes ago)
err..That means..Traditional Pork or Beef one's can be excellent to Health....
(3 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 1:56 PM (56 minutes ago)
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When was the last time you had a vivid sex dream?
I don’t remember most dreams
(25 minutes ago)
I'm not emotionally invested in myself to have dreams.
(24 minutes ago)
Nearly every night smile
(6 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 1:16 PM (1 hour ago)
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My Crazy Crust pizza...was so delicious and easy to make.
ooooo food porn
(1 hour ago)
Looks bomb!😎
(24 minutes ago)
No pineapple?
(24 minutes ago)
Sadly Pepperioni is not for me, otherwise..Ultra Yummy ! ! ! happydance
(8 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 2:32 PM (20 minutes ago)
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Relaxing
Thu, 25-Apr-24 2:31 PM (21 minutes ago)
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stroking
Thu, 25-Apr-24 1:46 AM (13 hours ago)
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Where are the horny older women?
I wish I was one of those, horny old men..........
(12 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
They don’t exist….
(8 hours ago)
The older women have put in their time and pray for the day their husband’s prostate finally makes a eunuch out of him. 😂😂😂
(4 hours ago)
There several stunning older angels on NN.
(3 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Mine better be at work, and I’d be careful calling her older…
(33 minutes ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 12:17 AM (14 hours ago)
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I don't know how I did it. I just did it and it was hard
G2509 likes this
anything you do is hard isnt it?
(8 hours ago)
BryanP47 likes this
I know how you did it but it'll cost you if you want me to tell you.
(8 hours ago)
BryanP47 likes this
Wondering what the price might be
(6 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
“Deefeecult for You - Easy for Me” 🤣🤣🤣 Yeah I’m old.
(3 hours ago)
What a big math test?
(48 minutes ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 11:04 AM (3 hours ago)
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Going back to bed. Up and alone for dreaming.
*whispers.. sweet dreams
(59 minutes ago)
Wed, 24-Apr-24 10:58 PM (15 hours ago)
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Always love licking my wet fingers! I taste soooooo good!!
Thumbs78, tugking70, G2509 and McPhallus like this
I'm sure you taste lovely and I'm glad you enjoy yourself! 😜 x
(15 hours ago)
I'm lucky. I can go straight to the source 😇
(14 hours ago)
Maybe you might like something bigger than wet fingers for a taste of you.
(3 hours ago)
You're that flexible Bryan?
(1 hour ago)
BryanP47 likes this
I can kneel before you too
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 11:28 AM (3 hours ago)
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Hopefully i can get a few more of these bills tucked in my shorts for my lap danceswink
Really,well have a fantabulous day my friend xxx
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:51 AM (8 hours ago)
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Seriously people! We need 1 photo, maybe 2 max… They’re all the bloody same!!
Exactly! Who cares if your arm is 3mm to the left in this one 🙄
(3 hours ago)
Rick12111 and kishka like this
I'm an expert in creativity.. From Baked Bean Vids onwards...LOL
(2 hours ago)
I swear, I only hit the button once 😆
(1 hour ago)
In that case,it would make,(at least to the normal person) that only one is put through
(1 hour ago)
Hush Raven,I still can't eat baked beans to this day scared
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 25-Mar-24 1:22 AM (31 days ago)
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silicone or water based? that is the question lol
AverageJoe2000 likes this
It’s not a question at all! I make sure our toys can handle silicone lube because that stuff is fucking amazing! And makes for some amazing fucking!
(31 days ago)
Willy_jaxem1 likes this
saliva from my mouth
(17 hours ago)
EP90 gear oil
(16 hours ago)
Water based edible?
(3 hours ago)
Averagejoe with the good old fashioned prison lube I see
(2 hours ago)
Tue, 23-Apr-24 11:10 PM (1 day ago)
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What is your favorite type of foreplay?
Kissing, kissing and more kissing
(23 hours ago)
Golf...
(22 hours ago)
Hahaha yeah 😈 not getting kicked today lol
(14 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I missed you, moosie.
(14 hours ago)
chatting or texting
(3 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 11:05 AM (3 hours ago)
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He who follows the herd only sees assholes. blushing
WendySilvia and smitten4u like this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 2:20 AM (12 hours ago)
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Even though NN updated the mobile version, the same old problem of the comment box disappearing still happens.........
exactly. Add to it for sure! New features are always appreciated but change without improved functionality is just spinning your wheels in a snow drift
(12 hours ago)
We can't reproduce the comment problem, seems only a few people affected. Please PM me a video of it happening if you can
(11 hours ago)
@juicy - there are no new features per se, what we have down is just supported a left hand menu on the mobile versions for people on larger screens. Also moved mobile menu to bottom left.
(11 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
bottom right I mean
(11 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
And the 3 dots, gives access to forums. Someone else couldn't find that per a different status which I couldn't access to comment.
(3 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:42 AM (8 hours ago)
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It’s days like these where I dream of a lovely older woman getting her smooth soft hands around my throbbing hard cock and giving me a handjob. I really crave it…..
McPhallus likes this
My wife gives amazing handjobs.
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 12:35 AM (14 hours ago)
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The longer I live, the more convinced I am that Earth is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Yep, Lenny even thinks it was chapter 5.....
(12 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
I could totally see that
(10 hours ago)
I don't like conspiracy theories, I'd rather keep posting dick pics
(5 hours ago)
Chapter 5, section 8, and entirely logical.
(4 hours ago)
Never thought of that before but yeah, I think I agree!
(4 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:52 PM (21 hours ago)
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In the mood to be on top. Super SLOOOOOOOWWWW up and down. Just for a little while. Then see what happens.
McPhallus likes this
Feel your man swell so deeply inside as you grind.
(20 hours ago)
surferjen likes this
Just keep eye contact with me at all times
(14 hours ago)
surferjen likes this
See what happens, hear what happens, feel what happens, taste what happens… maybe it shouldn’t just be for a little while! 😉
(4 hours ago)
surferjen likes this
🔥Would it encourage you if I said please? My body had a complimentary reaction to reading this. Resplendent with bucking hips.
(4 hours ago)
surferjen likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 5:18 AM (9 hours ago)
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Almost 2000 profile views, and it's only been 4.5 years
Tres Bon !
(7 hours ago)
Congrats Captain!
(7 hours ago)
👍
(5 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:26 AM (1 day ago)
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We have updated what we used to call the "mobile" site today. It is now not just for mobiles, but for tablets and desktops too. If you prefer the older style site, be sure to include "www" in the URL
I’m not getting notifications for status comments. They are there if I open the list, but the notification number doesn’t change from 0 before hand.
(17 hours ago)
Finally my pm reply is working.
(17 hours ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Love the update, thanks NN smile
(16 hours ago)
Mellie, same here, it only changes when I click on it.
(16 hours ago)
I'm not seeing how to get to the blogs
(5 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Apr-24 4:59 PM (21 hours ago)
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Lonely
Lonely is the night.....When you find yourself alone......Your demons come to light.....And your mind is not your own............
(13 hours ago)
I just read you "about me" on your profile and can fully understand why you're lonely. eek
(8 hours ago)
flitterbee and McPhallus like this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 4:22 AM (10 hours ago)
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Mymymy I am so absolutely happy to have a platform like this. One where everyone can be as they are most comfortable their most wildest most whatever self of themselves it's like if Jerry Springer was
still alive?
(8 hours ago)
Thu, 25-Apr-24 4:49 AM (10 hours ago)
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😐 Bored. Who is gonna entertain me with some Tit pics and a nasty chat convo? 😏
I can swear like a sailor and I've got tits
(9 hours ago)
bugguy905 likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 3:23 AM (11 hours ago)
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Thank you heydidyagrabmyass...much appreciated 💋
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
You're very welcome my sweet and very sexy friend AGR, but for what?
(11 hours ago)
Wed, 24-Apr-24 11:44 PM (15 hours ago)
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"Well, I gotta keep it going keep it going full steam.. Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean"
tugking70 and owbiglineman like this
You're always sweet n nice...hey sexy jimbo 💋 😘
(15 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 likes this
Hey sexy Adele!! 😘😉
(15 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
People always sayin' my style is wild....You've got gall, you've got guile....Step to me I'm a rap-o-phile....................
(13 hours ago)
If you want to battle you're in denial / Comin' from Uranus to check my style / Go ahead, put my rhymes on trial / Cast you off into exile
(12 hours ago)
Straightjimbo93 and tugking70 like this