Having put off most urges for some time and living a pretty "vanilla" life till now, I had an epiphany (or potential early midlife crisis!) in January. Finally realised life is too short for boring and want to set about trying anything on my list at least once.

Anal play and wearing thongs are the first two I want off the "naughty" list of things to do (wasn't lying when I said vanilla). Seeing as I've currently no-one to help with the latter, I've ventured online, done some research and bought myself some toys/underwear to get the ball rolling. Outside of the occasional finger, back there is uncharted territory.

Planning to document my adventures/mishaps on here and see where this ends up. Hopefully I'll discover some weird and wonderful experiences (and maybe even a new kink or two!). Worst case scenario is I'll look back and say "wasn't for me".

I've no idea if anyone will read this, in which case, this blog will be my little secret. But should anyone happen upon this and wants to recommend new ideas, tips/tricks etc. I'm all ears.